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[ghoul95]

everything you need is around you. the only danger is inside you.

light sleeper (1992)

[transmutationisms]

so many professors have thee worst fucking complex about their jobs bc they have fully bought into the fantasy of the university as some kind of noble enlightening force and this is often why they're such cunts to undergrads lmao. condescending to students, refusing to take late work, acting like they're teaching some grand life lesson by failing students who will now have to pay more tuition to make it up. and half the professors aren't even good teachers because it's not even what they wanted to be doing as a career; they're just researchers with a nasty attitude. you can often see this outright glee pervading posts they make on social media for example, bemoaning, like, the fact that student no. 8474 didn't care about the topic of today's lecture and is only here to get a degree. and it's like uh yeah, you work at the class barriers degree institution lmfao. like these people truly think they're god's gift to The Youth and that they're performing some kind of essential social service by enforcing cultural hegemony and class division. and btw when grad TAs have this attitude all of the above applies and also they're class traitors lmfao

[sygol]

*grabbing you by the hair while you are blindfolded and kneeling* no damnit, thats the phillips-head screwdriver, you can tell because its vibrational aura is two waves, the yin being a half cycle out of phase. try again. place your fingers into the toolbox again, but this time feel with the spirit, not the body

[makenna-made-this]

My mom: i miss having a dog in the house :(

My overly friendly buff orpington: say less

[we-are--god]

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Blasphemous Rumours by Depeche Mode

I don’t want to start any blasphemous rumors, but I think that God’s got a sick sense of humor and when I die, I expect to find him laughing.

[princessmo]

people with siblings love saying shit like "you never played first degree murder knife chase?"

[cute-animals-only]

[markodragic]

[crevicedwelling]

enjoying the variation in these handsome Graphocephala versuta, including the last poor hopper who has a mite sucking on its head

[twistcmyk]

in 2014 my friends and i went on omegle with the search term "furry" and people would ask "a/s/f/o" which is Age, Sex, Fursona (Species), Orientation and every single time we would respond with "I am Job the turtle. I am slow but I will rock you" and every single time they would immediately disconnect

[halos2moved]

TRANSLUCENT GREEN TECH!!

[rubysapphrald]

rat bastard is such a funny insult

[rubysapphrald]

something about it is so weirdly hard hitting. you rat bastard. if someone called me that i’d be more offended than if they called me a motherfucker

[bobo-the-part-time-clown]

[artofalbumcovers]

Oneohtrix Point Never - Love In The Time Of Lexapro (2018)

From a painting by Christian Riese Lassen titled “Destiny Ocean II”.

Sample

[jamorbital]

Meowth girl!

[savethewailes]

H holding hands 🥺

[ringmodulation-deactivated20250]

having a job is like They're trying to close you off from the cosmos

[sourcreammachine]

sludge saturday!!!! sludge saturday!!!!!