[clownsuggest]

if u OOZE suspicious FLUIDS you are VALID!!!! if u are dangerous to TOUCH and TO LOOK AT you are VALID!!!! if photos of you come out GRAINY and BAD due to the MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF RADIATION EMITTING FROM YOUR BODY AT ALL TIMES well thats just FINE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[loggednightmares]

“Loving me isn’t easy, I have sharp edges, I have missing parts.”

— (via holyy-sinner)

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

it also stresses me out when vampires just bite someone and they bleed ALL over the place and the vampire has their mouth on the bite for like ONE SECOND then comes away COVERED in blood and drops the person to the floor and then they go and kill like 2 MORE PEOPLE LIKE!!!!

imagine if you went out with your friend and bought a can of pepsi, shook it up real good, opened it, and just let it fuckin’ rip directly into your face for a good ten seconds with your mouth wide open, then dropped the can of whatever’s left on the floor and were like “damn….if only I didn’t need 5 cans of pepsi a day to get my fix.”

YOU!!!!!

DON’T!

[skottsalva-archive]

[sggk]

bad news guys i think i’m too romantic to live in this world

[colgatebluemintygel]

i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves

[nad4surf]

Brand New - Degausser

[robotjiji-deactivated20190529]

anxiety brain: IM GOING TO DIE ALONE AND UNCARED FOR

the other side of my brain which is wearing a hawaiian shirt: [cracks another sparkling water] yeah probably

[lynaixgia-deactivated20181101]

Who am I kidding. I wanna be in love. I wanna be loved. I wanna be trusted and cared about.

[sensitivityandbrutality]

If you’re interested in me, you need to basically beat me over the head with it. I might pick up on it but I will always convince myself it isn’t true unless you tell me explicitly. A simple “hey I like ya and I wanna spoon ya” would be fine

[carlisles-compassion]

No joke I was a manager at Hot Topic during peak Twilight craze and let me tell you it was ~ w y l d ~

Headquarters told us to stop putting size stickers or sensors on the new shirts that would come in, just put them out as fast as we could and literally people would rip piles from our arms!!!

like we had a midnight release “party” for ppl who preordered their copy of Twilight but like it got out of hand and 1200 ppl showed up. we had to assign someone to be security for the Edward cardboard cutout because ppl were biting it

[ghoulpers]

big reminder that i love @diomuttleypers a lot and he’s the best friend i’ve ever had.

[mcavoy]

[tealesbian]

so I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my female presenting nipples…

[ryuko-archive]

don’t trust people who are friends with people who have mistreated you in the past

[cozyqueen]

9/10 they’ve already talked about it behind ur back n agreed u were “overreacting”

[cenodyke-deactivated20211019]

I did this for over a year (kept being friends w mutual friends of my abusive ex) and when I confronted them they said that they could forgive him for it so Not only would they say ur overreacting, they just would flat out forgive the person on ur behalf to make themselves feel good.

[my-favorite-season-deactivated2]

being passive aggressive is actually a form of emotional manipulation and no one really wants to admit it

[funneeb]

In order to make a relationship last, you really have to flow with a person as they change. Give them space. My friend always told me about his grandfather who was with his wife for 60 years before she passed. His grandfather said that through all that time, his wife changed so much it felt like he had been with 8 different people by the end. But he said the secret to making it last was that through all those changes, he never suffocated his wife with his own idea of who he expected her to be. Rather he loved, fully, every new woman she became.