[hallucination-edward]

[bike-messenger-behrad]

The Batman:

Bruce Wayne:

[carlisles-compassion]

Twilight vs Midnight Sun

[carlisles-compassion]

Life imitates ~*art*~

[rosalielesbianhale]

Charlie Swan and the Time My Daughter Went on One Date With a Guy, Then Came Home Screaming About How She Could No Longer Live With Me

Charlie Swan and the Time I Spent Months Worried to Death Over My Daughter Because Her High School Boyfriend Skipped Town and She Got Severely Depressed

Charlie Swan and the Fact That She Got Back Together With That Guy Even Though Jacob Black Is Obviously in Love With Her And, Really, Jacob Is Such a Sweet Kid and If They Got Together Billy and I Would Basically Be Family

Charlie Swan and She Really Married That Asshole, Huh?

[carlisles-compassion]

Edward: Mike Newton would have been a hell of a lot healthier for you to be with!

Bella: I’d rather DIE than be with Mike Newton!

Mike Newton:

[carlisles-compassion]

No joke I was a manager at Hot Topic during peak Twilight craze and let me tell you it was ~ w y l d ~

Headquarters told us to stop putting size stickers or sensors on the new shirts that would come in, just put them out as fast as we could and literally people would rip piles from our arms!!!

like we had a midnight release “party” for ppl who preordered their copy of Twilight but like it got out of hand and 1200 ppl showed up. we had to assign someone to be security for the Edward cardboard cutout because ppl were biting it

[inthemiddleofmymidnight]

it’s called being horny, edward

[vagabond-pinky]

[carlisles-compassion]

Edward in Midnight Sun, watching Bella trace patterns across his palm, hoping for the letters, and I quote, “E-D-W-A-R-D-P-L-E-A-S-E-G-O-A-W-A-Y”:

[cockmcstuffins]

carlisle when rosalie says “this isn’t the life i would have chosen for myself and i wish someone had been there to vote no for me”:

[cullenfucked]

edward cullen moodboard tag yourself im bottom right

[aquamzan]

Kristen Stewart for V Magazine Spring 2017

[daddycarlislecullen]

Bella, upon meeting Rosalie for the first time: holy shit, I’m G🅰️Y™

Edward, crying: How did you make that sound with your mouth?

[chuckesmee]

Random forks high school student overhearing Bella and Edward talking in the cafeteria about eating dirt and how he can read minds.

[howlonghaveyoubeenseventeen]

[jasperwhitcock]

i wish bella would call

i wish bella WOULDN’T CALL

maybe i should call bella

maybe i should call bella and hang up

[emokingeddie]