mostly void, partially stars

You can call me Stars. Currently experiencing The Horrors™️ no.1 mcr & los campesinos! fan

[ltsophia]

I hear that if you're a Disney Executive and you generate enough shareholder value in one quarter, the Board of Directors let you facefuck Walt Disney's cryogenically frozen head

[undying-princess]

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

[fairycosmos]

my dead wife. the ad free internet

[butch-ramblings]

pussy understander so they call me cliterate

[targetedknowledge]

[asimpleram]

This was on a post discussing shit parents doing a new satanic panic. Valid points all around but. But I’m crying. This is the funniest lie ever, no parody I could come up with this will be this funny. Nonbinary Julius Cesar

[unprofessionalartist]

It's him, Julius xi/xir

[898-deactivated20210515]

some of y’all bout to be real mad at me. but it must be said. some of the shit u call corny/cringy is actually just genuine/cute/sweet and y’all r just afraid of expressing any type of positive emotion

[heartattackinblackdye]

tumblr user teaching fire safety: she stop on my drop till i roll

[necromancelena]

Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"

[abigailspinach]

[mewto-deactivated20240101]

i'd rather see 1000 graffiti penises than 1 product billboard. i'd live in dick city if it meant i could avoid advertisements in my daily life.

[lost-in-frog-land]

Must feel good as fuck to be disemboweled

[angelicguy]

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

[fervent-bookwomb]

i think that soy sauce fish and honey bear must be the very very best of friends

[fervent-bookwomb]

look at them. look at them!!! i bet they have tea parties together when the spice cabinet is closed.

[emtearzz]

buddies!!

[wanderinsect]

🫩 no i don't think those characters are siblings i think they're friends. I don't think that's their mom I actually think she's their friend. I don't think they're related actually I think they're friends with each other.

[lost-in-frog-land]

Big fan of this Hamlet thing they had going on at the London shows but like... who's skull is that

[bobdylanyaoi]

YOU CAN BE STRAPPED FOR CASH??????