ghostie

♀⋆ ♊︎ 𝔠𝔞𝔯𝔰, 𝔠𝔬𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔢, & 𝔰𝔱𝔞𝔯 𝔴𝔞𝔯𝔰 instagram — me — my posts — asks

[sleepimali]

Bed and Breakfast 🐇🛏️🍳

[cass-c-c]

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[helloeverything123]

14.800

[aciddollpanic]

[redarmyscreaming]

Hertella Auto Kaffeemachine. This Dash-Mounted Coffee Maker Is Likely the Rarest Volkswagen Accessory.

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Getting into a KarAkciddent and splashing 3 cups of FükkenScälden all over myself

[florencemachines]

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TJ MIKELOGAN's HALLOWEEN HORROR 2025 EVENT

↳ Day 5: Wardrobe appreciation & Day 11: Period horror

Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992) dir Francis Ford Coppola

Costume Design by Eiko Ishioka

[kilosink]

Miata go brrrrr

[gaycop]

having children is so embarrassing. “oh here’s a small human that serves as evidence that i had sex at least once. better make sure it doesn’t die” get a life

[thememedaddy]

[karmacamilleon]

they call me an undercover agent. the way i’m. under the covers :) cozy in bed :)

[theconcealedweapon]

[thememedaddy]

[quotefeeling]

“We cannot truly understand each other. But we can be understanding of one another.”

— Stacie Martin

[thememedaddy]

[dogrotpdf]

how’s that house that raised you?

[andalusiapunk]

so my brother was telling me about this human resources certification he attended a while ago. in a panel, the panelist asked a bunch of people in attendance, “who here knows if an applicant for a job is right for it in under 60 seconds?”

hands shot up around the room, people smug about their ability to “weed out the riff-raff” when it came to hiring for their fortune 500.

“you should all be fired and probably in jail,” they said, waiting for the whole room to get uncomfortable, then continued, “because the only things you can really learn about a human being in under 60 seconds are all things that are fueled by prejudices and biases covered by american law. so now, i will teach you how to stop being racist, sexist, judgmental assholes and hire people that will better your company of employ.”

[sourcedumal]

I need this to be force taught at all companies

[byjove]

during the Victorian occultism movement I would have been the guy who giggled all the way through seances

[thestereotypebuster]

Arthur Conan Doyle subtly, but very firmly kicking you under the table.

[byjove]

man was 6’1” and built like a brick shithouse if he looked at me sideways I’d collapse like an aluminum can

[aeoliantectrix]

Mans was WHAT

[byjove]

here’s a picture of him standing next to Harry Houdini, who was 5’6”

[the-last-teabender]

This absolute sasquatch talking fae shit to this exhausted short king.