thank u to @circle--of--confusion for putting this into my head
this man has the most intense farmers tan you have ever seen
on the hottest days he is enjoying his garden rather than working in it
a lawn chair is set up amidst the foliage and plants himself there for most of the day, taking in satan’s rays
him and his assistants spent the night before preparing by making freshly squeezed lemonade from the lemons he’s grown in his garden
he sips his lemonade, sunglasses on and takes in all the work he’s done. a proud papa!
if the sun is out his GUNS ARE OUT
BUT in order for him to survive the blistering days he needs to be at the water. good thing there’s an outdoor pool at the Ministry
siblings lower their sunglasses and focus when HE is on the diving board, speedo and muscles and all
Loves spending his time cooling off the in the pool then getting out so warm up again and then repeat
also enjoys looking at the pretty clergy members. maybe there’s some flirting. maybe some manhandling and being thrown into the pool
all in all, this man has FUN in the sun
absolutely will not leave the cool indoors if he doesn’t have to
but if he HAS to you know he’s got himself an umbrella to keep in shaded and dark sunglasses on
has a serious love/hate relationship with the sun
on the most blistering of days he can be found deep inside the abbey, perhaps in the catacombs below to be as cool as possible
hates sweating when he’s not performing. messes up his paint and hair!
if there is a nice ray of sun streaming in through a window he *may* enjoy the warm glow for a time…
poor guy does not know how to dress for the heat. in 100 degree weather he is still in his sweatsuit
happily spends time outside with the siblings and ghouls, sometimes throwing a frisbee atound
but will retreat indoors once he’s sweat through his CLOTHES
burns all the time. no matter how much sunscreen he puts one. the sun doesn’t love him but he doesn’t care!
refuses to go shirtless outside. (doesn’t want to tempt anyone with his figure 🥵 or so he says)
i think he also likes to feel the sun warm his skin. makes him feel closer to Satan