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[eremitical]

costco should sell weed i want to smoke kirkland signature strain

[cowboyhatesithere]

Enough about favorite books. What’s a book you read and absolutely hated? The book you’ve got a bone to pick with.

[boccher]

ocean.com/fish

[elegant-paper-collection]

ocean.com/fish/careers

[ndnbutch]

like yeah in theory there’s nothing inherently wrong with liking and sympathizing with the villain of a story and even projecting onto them a little bit. it’s fine. we all do it. villains are interesting, they’re meant to be. but when the villain in question IS textually sort of emblematic of racism and assimilation and is shown to actively and knowingly work with klan members, like… idk! i don’t think the problem there is that I’M to squeamish to, like, engage with a character that has “dark themes”. i think they set up a character to functionally be a personification of white supremacy and for some reason you saw yourself in that! let’s sit with that!

[moveslikekeithrichards]

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

[liberalsarecool]

Deregulation just means a shittier version.

[bumblebeebats]

so i hauve covid rn and i must say, American cold medicine is the absolute bees knees. You go to a UK pharmacy and they tenderly press like eight (8) paracetamol into the palm of your hand... God FORBID you're sick in France, i had to scour every pharmacy in Paris for something that wasn't HOMEOPATHIC PASTILLES. meanwhile last night i took the last of my stash of Nyquil that expired in 2019 and it was like getting hit by a fucking baseball bat (affectionate). press X to timeskip. LOVE me a cheeky little medically induced coma. you can really feel that it's a precursor to meth. i know that everything is fucking awful over there my friedns and my heart goes out to every one of you but if you need one small bright light of national pride in this time of strife please know that i envy you your cold medicine every day

[slowspinningredemption]

i once took an american antihistamine pill just a basic one for seasonal allergies and i had to immediately lay down and while doing so i vividly hallucinated that i was a steerage passenger on the titanic resigned to my death as my cabin filled up rapidly with water. then i blacked out and when i woke up again my allergies were gone for the entire season.

[acakewalkofcrocodiles]

The Hat Man is our greatest export

[faranae]

I love Reddit sometimes.

[depsidase]

[perkwunos]

The Johnny Appleseed they don’t want you to know about

[bigfuckingcrab]

[machinot]

Share link 10 years ago

https://Poopvideos.com/video-id/817655H

Share link now

https://poopvi.ds/video-id/817655H&user_8-65155JN&shared.at/7:39PM/palantir_tracking_id=92827652.876.99&socialsecuritynumber=827.92.7251&bloodtype:bnegative&penis_size:about_6_inches_hard_iqn76

[noelle-ism]

Pretty large honestly

[systlin]

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

[ihonestlydontknowwhattocallthis]

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

[systlin]

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

[systlin]

Made this post about 15 minutes after the repair guy who fixed the pump on my dishwasher packed up his tools and left, as the dishwasher was whirring along doing my dishes from that morning.

He said the exact same thing, which I did not know before that, so spreading this knowledge.

[mollyjames]

It's never too late to escape from the secret underground government facility you were raised and go on a telekinetic rampage across the city before mysteriously disappearing into the woods

[mollyjames]

okay actually shout out to the one person who tagged this post Mewtwo, everyone else can go home

[piranesies]

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

[goodieprocter]

This one goes out to my cat (and also @justcakethanks of course)

[cottoncandylesbo]

oh fuck... the adderall has hit my system... the change, it's happening... grRRRGH...!! get away from me, before it's too late...!!

(flails on the ground, then stands up and does the dishes)

[pokemon]

It's July 5th 🧬