Giant Bomb Blurbs

Real quotes from the dudes at Giant Bomb, more or less taken completely out of context.

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“I don't know if I necessarily want to play any more of this.” -Jeff

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“Let's prance!” -Jason “Prancing is my speciality.” -Jeff

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♬ This game sucks! ♬ -Drew

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“This is a game I thought looked really, really cool before it came out, and then, once it came out I found that I just didn't really enjoy it that much.” -Jeff

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“This is way too fast!” -Ryan

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“Bullets know no language.” -Drew

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“I'm having a good time because I like this conceptually.” -Jeff

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“Why is this game so cutesy AND depressing!?” -Drew

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“This game is giving me a cramp in my brain.” -Alex “Raven's Cry seems like a bad game and maybe people shouldn't play it.” -Alex “This seems bad. I mean this very sincerely. This just seems bad.” -Alex “The good parts of this game are resting in Davy Jones' Locker.” -Alex

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“This is damn near unplayable.” -Dan “I can't actually tell what's happening.” -Jeff

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“It's fun to say.” -Jeff

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“Vinny, for me, is religion and Gravity Ghost is the shit.” -Alex

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“Tool Time!” -Drew

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“It seems NOT an uncomfortable way to play this game.” -Drew

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“I've come so close with this game so many times to smashing my TV set and sending the bill to Criterion.” -Gary Whitta

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“The developers of this game raised money on the Internet, and against all odds, here it is.” -Brad

“I downloaded this game and then did NOT play it.” -Jeff

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“It's like real life.” -Paul Ryckert