Keep 'em Guessin'

[giantscottbakula]

Out of context endgame theory:

The Rat was Loki.

[giantscottbakula]

My review of Tumblr's reviews of Endgame:

Bad/10. Everyone is so deep in the fanon mines that they can only judge a movie based on how many of their arbitrary demands it checks off.

[giantscottbakula]

Endgame spoilery thoughts but I'll be vague so it's not obvious. Read at your own peril.

Also apparently a lot of these are hot takes so don't cry about it:

Thor's characterization was accurate to Thor's character. Also it was 100% on brand for Taika so don't act like this was going against his vision. And the Mom talk was SO perfect. Counseling is good, y'all.

Steve's ending is exactly what Bucky would have wanted for him, and Bucky still has a few years to reminisce with Steve.

And going off of that, Sam was the right choice. It means more to him than it would for Bucky because for Bucky it's all about Steve, not Cap.

Clint & Nat aren't the most popular (especially on Tumblr) but this was the best they've been. And if avenger's 1 actually set-up a satisfying basis for there friendship and if Avengers 2 didn't do . . . That . . . it would have been so much better. I'm a fan of the Barton family but J*ss doesn't know how to write Platonic M/F relationships so he had to shoehorn in Hulk instead of developing their friendship.

Speaking of Hulk he was a little cringy at times but he was good the rest of the time and I'm not a hard Hulk Stan so I didn't mind.

And Tony. Where do I start. First of all you all knew it so don't act like you were cheated. Second, he has nowhere else to go. I would have liked to see more cabin Tony, but with the nature of movies this was the only way they could keep him from being dragged back into the suit in a couple movies, which honestly would have been more disrespectful than anything in this movie.

I think that's all the Controversial stuff so here's some fun stuff:

The ass is worthy.

The Russo Brother's really know how to direct mass combat. Get them a high fantasy series to work on with big battle set pieces. They deserve it.

Is there a Steve Junior somewhere out there?

Question: how does aging work for the returned? If they were snapped back just as they were when they left, that means they're 5 years younger than the half that survived. Does Peter have classmates from before that are in college now?

Steve and Sharon fought Nazi's together throughout their life prove me wrong.

[giantscottbakula]

Pokemon Sword Sunday

[thebackrooms-moved-deactivated2]

sorry to be cringey but can we stop this idea that every furry is a sex hungry freak that likes bestiality and has really disturbing kinks. being a furry is just thinking anthropomorphic animals are interesting and cute. theres nothing inherently sexual about being a furry. just because someone says “im a furry” they arent necessarily confessing to you how they get horny for foxes with tits or diapers on dogs or something. so when u see someone make a fursona or draw an anthro animal, dont immediately think “they wanna fuck animals”. sometimes its just that….anthro animals….are fun to draw. 

basically,

[blood-drunk-discourse]

literally what is so bad about this

[spooky-catboy-angel]

Also a lot of furries are literal children

[exyrpf]

Also, furries are one of the best and most generous when it comes to supporting artists. When they commission an artist to draw something, they as a group tend to pay the best rates and be the most reliable. 

[giantscottbakula]

Not to derail this post, but while furry community isn't inherently sexual, the minority who are cause a lot of problems because, as you said, a lot of furries are literal children.

[nintendovibes]

[kingofwhitetigers1994]

[drukhari]

@spaceshipsandpurpledrank

[giantscottbakula]

A Steel-type Eevee that's a Knight.

[hyydraworks]

A finished Thylir, Dragon God, fondly referred to as the Earth Father.

[giantscottbakula]

I like his hat.

[sicklizardman]

Yep. That’s fair.

[ratfuck]

I love gibbons they have absolutely no fucking fear response and like to antagonize other animals

[astraldemise]

[astraldemise]

antivaxxers are the regional villains

[giantscottbakula]

Gen 8 takes place during the bubonic plague

[mantimecomic]

[thathighclassbitch]

IT JUST HIT ME THAT THIS IS ABOUT BEING TRANS

I REBLOGGED IT THINKING IT WAS A MEME ABOUT BEING SHIRTLESS IN VIDEO GAMES

[thyrell]

I just thought it was bout a dude who loved bein shirtless so much he bribed the government to look the other way

[wellfuckthishellsiteiguess-deac]

I mean in a way you’re right.

[super-metroid]

super mario maker... 2!

[giantscottbakula]

Of all the reason to be completely apathetic about Alita: Battle Angel, nothing will make me care less than the phrase "from the producers of Avatar".

[lizardsister]

hey everyone thanks for coming to the show we’re Arlene Titty Pills

[terramythos]

Betty Biopsy

[naamahdarling]

Beulah Don’t Like This Rash

[pixelatedtoys]

Marjory Can’t Fucking Breathe.

[spacemancharisma]

Betty Is Passing Out in Line For The Rollercoaster

[downwarddnaspiral]

Harryette Anxiety

[giantscottbakula]

Hila Has no self discipline.

[homuras]

— A person’s heart is made up of two sides of the same coin. Just as happiness shines in the shadows of sorrow, only in the darkest depths of fear does courage truly shine. 

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