WAITING FOR YOU ANPANMAAAAAN

wilona | she/her | twenty | hella gay | and that's about it

[sassbewitchedmyass]

So, I moved recently. And my new neighborhood is full of kids. I met about 20 of them the day I moved in because they helped me chase down my dog when he got loose and I can already tell you, me and these kids are gonna be besties. They come over to play with my dogs at least once a day. A few little convos we’ve had so far:

(On the day we met)

6yo: My name Kendrick but you can call me KJ cause my friends call me KJ and you my friend now.

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KJ: I’ll walk your dogs for 5$!

Me: Imma think about it, okay?

KJ: Ok ok, 3$!! But that’s the lowest imma go. What a deal right?!?!

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9yo: You know my Mama’s got a boyfriend.

Me: That’s nice!

9yo: My grandmama don’t like him cause he ain’t got a job.

Me: Oh.

9yo: Do you got a job?

Me: Yeah.

9yo: *screaming across the yard* GRANDMAMA!! THIS GIRL GOT A JOB!

(I might be her new stepmom, y’all. Idk)

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12 yo: You ain’t got a man?

Me: Nope.

12 yo: You got a woman?

Me: Nope.

12 yo: It’s just you and these dogs?

Me: Yep.

12 yo: Girllllll! You living the life!

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9yo: *banging on my back door* HEY!! Open the door!!

Me: *opening the door, freaking out* OMG! WHATS WRONG!

9yo: Nothing. You got a popsicle?

Me: Ummmm...no.

9yo: You want one?

Me:???

9yo: *pulls a popsicle from behind her back* I think you need this.

Me: Thank you.

9yo: Alright. Imma see you tomorrow. Bye!!

Me:...okay

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Protect these kids at all costs

[zapdragon23]

I think you just became a side character in a kids novel

[adrianricker]

I love drawing cute scenes.

[lochichichi]

I know I don’t usually reblog things here but please more people look at this amazing thing.

[heloiseagrippina-deactivated202]

This is adorable.

[yoonseok-deactivated20190701]

puma basket

[blackqueerblog]

That’s not  justice

[youngscrappyandhungry33]

reblog until ur fingers bleed

[officialsuriel]

This is not justice.

[despazito]

rb if you feel strong emotional bonds to the gay

[kimseokjin]

why are you just sniffing yoongi???

[ohmykimtaetae]

The most affectionate

[jimiyoong]

jimin finally got the award for being the cutest

[fangirlsjustwannahavefun]

I had a date tonight with a girl I’ve been seeing and we were talking about tattoos and I mentioned wanting one of a bumblebee behind my ear and she stared at me for a second and then pulled back her hair and showed me a tattoo of a bumblebee behind her ear and lemme tell you if I didn’t believe in soulmates before I sure as hell do now that’s some next level shit

[amvs]

understanding straight people can be so hard sometimes like they use grammar and shit i cant keep up

[misteria247]

I’m a straight person and I can barely understand my fellow straight people.

[amvs]

sorry what did you say i cant understand you

[beealexander]

translation: gkdkgke same but im straight ckskfkfja

[amvs]

oh. tell them i dont care

[allforbts]

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[ithelpstodream]

don’t do this, this is fucked up

[succubusboyfriend]

not to mention someone who’s on a primarily vegan or vegetarian diet and has been that way for a long time has a body unused to eating meat, especially red meat like beef. if your body isn’t used to red meat it can do a SERIOUS NUMBER to your digestive system. it is not fun, it’s hurtful and painful, it can make them REALLY sick even if they aren’t vegan or vegetarian for allergy-related reasons.

don’t do this. do not feed people food without them knowing 100% of what’s in it. it’s uncool and you are a complete and total asshole if you do.

[arcanememory-deactivated2022111]

Don’t give people milk/cream if they ask for soy. Don’t give people sugar if they ask for sweetener instead. Don’t give people meat if they are vegetarian/vegan. Don’t give people of certain religions and beliefs meats or dairies that they ask not to have because it’s part of their lifestyle. Just stop! Stop pushing your lifestyles and choices on other people outside of your norm for a laugh or because you think you’re making a better choice for them!! You seriously have no idea how much you can hurt someone! If someone is allergic to, say peanuts, are you going to give them to them because hey, wouldn’t it be funny???? I think not! Because you can seriously hurt or even kill someone that way depending on how badly allergic they are. So why would you force something on someone when you know that they specifically are asking not to have it? They don’t owe you an explanation or a life story to ensure that whatever they order or receive is what they asked for. It’s not your job to step in and force your own agenda on other people because you disagree with their requirements. This sort of thing infuriates me. Live and let live. The point is, other people’s lives are NOT yours to live and you have no right to make decisions for them against their will! You’re not funny and you’re not a hero for doing this so please kindly FRO.

[overshadowedprojects]

PREACH!!

[cosmicallyavg]

the straights are at it again

[love-geofffree-deactivated20190]

Reblog if you are a greedy gay hoarding refracted light all for your greedy gay self

[centralchandler]

Oh my God, we’re gonna be parents!                                                                We are gonna be great parents.

[irishfolklore-deactivated201912]

I love being in college because there are no actual adults around so everyone is just going around bullshitting their way through basic tasks. Like I can be like “I think I got better from my cold because I ate an orange yesterday” and everyone is like “Yeah makes sense” and somebody could just be like “I’m gonna put my pillow in the washing machine to clean it” and everyone’s like “Sounds like a great idea John”

[clairelions]

Blood Sweat & Tears | BTS (is my new aesthetic)

BTS | Spring Day | Fire | Not today | I Need U | Young Forever | Run | DNA | MIC Drop  | Save ME

[erarg]

sitcom where people gradually get killed off and their spot in the opening title theme is replaced with dead silence

[peel-a-potato-with-a-potato]

I’d like to question your definition of sitcom