The best there ever was

I am Zapdragon

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[pinene]

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

[tadeadshihamurder]

someone on reddit explained 😭

[no-one-offical]

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[desmolbean404]

That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

[weaver-z]

How the media depicts the Apollo 11 mission:

Actual quotes from the Apollo 11 mission:

[georgieharrisons]

also according to michael collins when the three of them were discussing what neil armstrong should say when he first stepped on the moon, collins suggested armstrong say “Oh, my God, what is that thing?”  and then scream and cut out his mic.

[little-scribblers-heart]

Everyone forgets Michael Collins and it’s fucking tragic.

[phantomrose96]

Hiromu Arakawa’s genius is obvious throughout all of FMA but her first and biggest leap of genius was in how she crafted her protagonist. 

Arakawa realized the burgeoning youth of the early 2000s wasnt interested in another plucky spry optimistic young shonen protag. Instead she gave us a short ugly egotistical asshole smarter-than-you atheist with so much money and power that people could no longer best him in arguments by telling him “dude shut up ur literally like 12″ 

Five pages in we’re told Edward’s famous and rich and powerful. Five more pages and he’s calling some girl stupid for thinking God exists. Five more pages and he’s proven right. Five more and he’s kicked an evil priest’s teeth in. And no one can tell his mom on him.

Hiromu Arakawa figured out the dream of every edgy young weeb discovering internet arguments for the first time and she cast them an idol made of gold.

[phantomrose96]

[retroactivebakeries]

[jumese]

i step out onto stage clad in full corpse paint and death metal regalia and start playing the most middle-of-the-road soft rock you've heard since 1974

[jumese]

[deirdreskye]

[evilwizard]

just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

[evilwizard]

okay so honestly i wasn’t expecting they’d be able to hide the body for this long

[evilwizard]

LINDSEY GRAHAM ?

[whimsical-catacombs]

[zxid]

collection

[fishlung8877]

[captain-price-returns]

SENATOR DOWN!!!!

[cowboyspones]

women were not banging out spirk fanfiction in the 60s for you to be AI generating your fic

[badpunktakes]

are Cold Soup, Tough Chop, and Fly In The Custard punk?

So fun fact, prior to the 1970s the adjective "punk" basically meant anything that sucked. Given that this comic is from 1961, yeah all those food items sound punk to me.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[mollyjames]

There are a lot of people who start creative projects with no business or financial plan, because "who cares, it isn't important, we'll figure that out later". And you can't let yourself become that person. Not because I'm a sneering finance bro who thinks your woke animated youtube series wont make money, but because if you don't you'll wind up financially exploiting your friends for years

[mollyjames]

Look, it's none of my business if you wanna work yourself to the bone for no money so you can make your dream project a reality. I think you shouldn't, but also let's be real that's basically a rite of passage for young creatives. But as soon as you start involving other people? You need a plan. You need to be able to compensate them for their time, and you need to have it in writing

[song-of-the-spheres]

head in my hands, as someone who does extensive freelance TTRPG work - an industry in which the vast majority of those involved are doing it as a passion project/side hustle, and in which many people are friends with those they work for and with:

if you are doing any creative project with someone else in which money will be involved, make a contract. Doesn't need to be super formal. Get something laid out in writing that very clearly indicates what the person you are asking to do something is responsible for, the timeline in which they're expected to complete it, and the compensation they'll get for doing so.

"oh but we've been best friends since eighth grade" make a fucking contract.

"oh but this probably won't make much money anyway" make a fucking contract.

"oh but I don't know all that legalese" there are tons of pretty accessible templates available online if you research, just make sure it's one that suits your needs and you understand what's in it (it can be written in normal language without legalese, as long as it's clear), and make a fucking contract.

I've heard horror stories about this shit destroying projects, friendships, livelihoods, and in most cases the fallout could have been avoided (or at least mitigated) by having a clear legally binding document about everyone's responsibilities and compensation from the get-go. Do not assign someone work without a contract or some form of written agreement; do not work without a contract or some form of written agreement. please for the love of god.

[pacificrim-archive]

[rocketmermaid]

Giant isopods are so cool but what’s with the sexy funk music

[hussainthemvp]

most sexual motherfucker in the ocean. 

[reeflarking]

[demi-shoggoth]

My girlfriend and I went to the Monterey Bay Aquarium, and they had a touch tank with two giant isopods in it. After we each touched one, one of the isopods mounted the other. “I’ve never seen them do that before,” said the docent

[mimeo-tan]

it keeps being hot and humid and nasty as fuck and i keep going outside to do things like am i stupid

[mimeo-tan]

im da planet stop all the emissions

[mimeo-tan]

🌍 tumblrtruthdetector

Rating: False

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Tumblr user Mimeo-tan is a faggot and a loser, not the planet earth

[zapdragon23]

nice post tumblrina, but too bad your ass got sassed

[toskarin]

I love pointing out that you can tell when bethesda started hemorrhaging creative staff because important historical figures stop wielding spears and then they disappear from the games entirely

[toskarin]

you can feel the disagreement in the creative direction of morrowind between the writers who think spears are cool and the actual game design which often scratches its head a little when it's trying to do something like figure out how a spear and shield could be wielded together, followed by their gradual disappearance in the expansions, and then they're just notably absent from oblivion's medieval-flavoured holy roman empire, which is still crawling with boars nonetheless

[toskarin]

I love pointing out that you can tell when bethesda started hemorrhaging creative staff because important historical figures stop wielding spears and then they disappear from the games entirely

[toskarin]

you can feel the disagreement in the creative direction of morrowind between the writers who think spears are cool and the actual game design which often scratches its head a little when it's trying to do something like figure out how a spear and shield could be wielded together, followed by their gradual disappearance in the expansions, and then they're just notably absent from oblivion's medieval-flavoured holy roman empire, which is still crawling with boars nonetheless