civil as a satanist

he/they Black Lives Matter! Free Palestine! Enthusiastic Supporter of Trans Rights and Trans’ Wrongs. 40+ queer. goat enthusiast. long time furry. n*fw-ish type content and borderline tagged as #nsft or #suggestive (sometimes both!) depending on MY personal feelings about it. oh yeah '#artistic nudity' is one i'll use when i feel nsft nor suggestive are appropriate. or sometimes i just tag #nudity *shrug* you expect consistency from ME? el oh el watching so many shows im not laser focused on one at the moment. although i am nearing closer and closer it seems to watching all Yu-Gi-Oh! related anime and am also working on being able to the same for the Digimon and Gundam franchises. Bro, if you’re reading this, i love you!!!!! (and i love you when you’re not reading this too. 😘)

[gideongaye]

[ghastlyrune]

Yes, officer, I did waste half my day being cringe.

[kindawhozen]

[galpapa]

[doctorsiren]

Redrew that one AA official art but as JJK

[skennli]

LESBIANS AHHHHHH

[galpapa]

Happy wedding

[shanks]

raituna

[chanmiriko]

janka mmm

[rodeoclownghoul]

[avakynx]

Maid Cinderella 🤍 | Hiro先輩

[notinmyfeed]

🤍

[prokopetz]

Flavours of unreliable narrator:

Lying to the reader

Lying to themselves

Simply misinformed

Not paying attention

Has weird priorities

Assumed you knew

Hates you personally

Bad at communicating

Easily sidetracked

Will believe anything

Has weird prejudices

Just kind of dumb

[complexkomainu]

ALWAYS REMEMBER: THE NIGHT IS DARKEST JUST BEOFRE IT KEEPS GOING FOREVER

[whitepeopletwitter]

[minotauri]

sources say there are muscles in the back of my neck. and they want to kill me

[senso1954]

when a film or tv show takes place somewhere where you have been, it is your sacred duty as viewer to say “i’ve been there” every time you recognize a place

[cuarthol]

When a film or TV show claims to take place somewhere but you been there and it is your sacred duty as a view to say “no the hell that is not there.”

[filmnoirsbian]

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

[filmnoirsbian]

Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."

[filmnoirsbian]

I'm literally a flight attendant, offering snacks and drinks is my job

[this-is-a-name-dont-worry]

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