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@gideonhenry
I thought it was like a new term for your penis!
elias-arowome
Simple things were a goddamn luxury in this town, yet they were still things that never ceased to piss Elias off. Mostly because such little things shouldnāt happen in comparison with everything else that went on. Yet, here he was, after slaving away cleaning his place which - in hindsight was his own damn fault, he shouldnāt leave it to get dusty for that long - dealing with a rude customer at the garage and now - coffee spilled after waiting in a ridiculously long queue. āOh fuck me.ā He groaned in visible irritation with a roll of his eyes, āYou got any tissues or something?ā He asked.
Gideon needed caffeine and at this point, he probably would have taken it intravenously if he could, though he was certain everyone would tell him that was a terrible idea. His fingers wrapped around the Pumpkin Spice Latte (his first of the season) and he took a long drink, savoring the taste. He spotted the spill out of the corner of his eye and turned to the man, already holding out his hand, stuffed with napkins.Ā āI always carry extra. Iāve got you.ā
hollissage
āWait, okay, so I get being a vampire whatever entails drinking blood and that whole sha-bang, but I donāt have to spend a whole eternity without pizza right? Cause if so, you might want to just go ahead and stake me now.ā
āOh God. If that were true, the last few centuries would have sucked ass. I would have had to have been put out of my misery ages ago.ā
delilahreyes
Ā Ā Ā āIām just going to assume that being naked means I had a good time, but also I really donāt remember how I got here or really any of the last week and I might die if I donāt get some water.ā
āYou did try to steal my Leia costume again, so if you count that as a good time, youāre right. If I recall correctly, you knocked on my door and saidĀ āmy boobs are cold and my clothes have disappeared. Please feed me.ā
roryseibert
āAlright, I know I have a horrible track record of taking care of things⦠but thatās the past. Iāve managed to do a decent job with the shelter at this point. I think I should be able to formally adopt a pup if I want to.ā
āYou can definitely adopt a pup, youāve done your time, Ror. And any of the pups would be lucky to have you as their fur mom.ā
presleyxking:
āOh shit,ā Presley said, trying to hide behind the personās fridge. She knew she had gotten around at MonsterJam but she hadnāt expected to wake up the next morning in someone elseās house.Ā āG-Good Morning.ā
āDonāt worry, you were passed out on my front porch so I brought you inside. Figured it was better than leaving you to the elements. Thereās a fresh pot of coffee on the counter, and the pasta in the pot on the bottom is much better second day.ā
THREE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS THAT INSPIRED
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Gideon Henry
Jake Peralta (Brooklyn Nine Nine)- āPrepare to be physically overpowered by a friend friend.ā
Clint BartonĀ (MCU)- āReally? I retired for, what, like 5 minutes? And it all goes to shit.āā
Andy DwyerĀ (Parks and Recreation)-Ā āCode name, If I Had To Pick a Dude.ā
@jamest-taylor
I failed you.
Gideon Henry Social Media 1/?
Gideon Henry - Moodboard 1/?
Gideon Henry - Moodboard 2/?
Gideon Henry; Aesthetic
Home Is Where the Heart Is: HGTask001
Address: 1501 Castle Court Drive What kind of place is it?: House How long have they lived there?: 29 years Number of bedrooms?: 6 Number of bathrooms?: 5.5 Number of square footage?: 4,500 What kind of amenities does it have?: It has an inground pool in the back that Gid put in about fifteen years ago and thereās a small library stocked with books that Gid has collected over the last four and a half centuries.Ā How much do they pay per month for it?: Gid built the house when he moved to Hollow Grove and used some of the small fortune that heās amassed over the centuries. Do they live with anyone else?: He was living alone, but currently his son Oliver lives with him and his progeny Scarlett as well. Any history/rumors surrounding it?: He once tried to start a rumor that it was haunted but considering he was the one who built it, the rumor didnāt get very far. Do they have pets?: He recently acquired a Saint Bernard, but he doesnāt have a name yet.
Family Task - Character Development #2
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