The muppets?

《Mark/Julien, 24, he/vamp/they》《Disgusting little gremlin man, but like, professionally》

[rockthrowingbutch]

[valtsv]

it's always "you gnawed off your own leg to escape like an animal caught in a trap" and never "why didn't anyone try to help you out of the trap" or "why weren't you provided with any other resources to escape the trap with except for your own teeth"

[trufflesmushroom]

[demigirl-in-christ]

[emziess]

We need to be gay. What We Do In The Shadows, S04E05

[bedlund]

it’s very simple. when tumblrinas lie it’s high camp when twitter users lie it’s gross and yucky and messy

[roseworth]

i don’t want to be angry anymore i’m never going to hate again unless someone says something really stupid or if i see something i don’t like at all or maybe just whenever i feel like it

[kiittyinpink]

[jogoraz]

[amygdalae]

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

[amygdalae]

You'd unfollow me for my pitcher plant pussy post? After the beautiful night we shared???

[toonlink1210]

WASNT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. PESIS IS GONE.

[bgm05]

i think the angriest ive ever made someone on reddit was when they used an emoji while arguing and i said "What is this tiny yellow picture"

[ooppo]

I think we as people who have periods should be able to expel it rapidly all at once like peeing. There's a whole untapped potential out there. I'd let it all go in the back of a police cruiser

[mistray-art]

a Pokémon a day keeps artblock away - #487 Giratina

[stamprequestie]

NO NEED TO CREDIT !!! ‧₊˚🖇️✩ ₊˚🎧⊹♡

Like/reblog to use !!!

[officercooks]

He's having the time of his life

[bedupolker]

its easy to be cynical about the future but on the bright side at least more people keep giant skeleton statues in their yards now moreso than ever before

[ooppo]

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

[willgrahamscock]

of all the phrases we used to say in the 2010s era we need to bring back ‘what the hap is fuckening’ because honestly… what the hap is fuckening lately brother