I'm very comfortable being uncomfortable

Joshua Texas

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

LMFAOOOOOO I just randomly went up to someone’s VIP section and did this

[obishus-deactivated20200520]

SHEZ A FUCKING ARIEZ

[zaksaidso-deactivated20210503]

“I think it’s a b-flat.”

Kristen Chenoweth trying to figure out the note of a triggered car alarm in a parking garage. (btw it was in fact a b-flat)

[donanananana-deactivated2018012]

Why is she in donatella versace drag

[frankenfemme]

I think about this meme everyday cause it’s literally me

[thelegendarybender]

DAs,Cops,Judges: Annalise we got you! There’s NO possible way to explain your way out of this. It’s Over

Annalise:

[weloveshortvideos]

This is my new fav wisdom teeth video 

[fuckudad]

[viejospellejos]

[yeojie]

im screeaming out of my ears

[federalbureauofislam]

act a fool girls

[antiandrogen]

i was so scared this was lost in history

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

Tequila*

[meanplastic]

my guardian angels when they receive my death certificate and realize they no longer have to watch over my dumb ass anymore

[rihannafenty]

[itsagifnotagif]

[youstoopidbitch]

[kegcahn]

@mercedesbenzodiazepine @joshmuratori for you two

[2am-sadness]

name a more iconic duo 

im waiting..

[joshmuratori]

your mom is gonna know tomorrow that your screen is broken @mercedesbenzodiazepine

[cocaineteas]

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[8392019938]

@mercedesbenzodiazepine

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

She’s such an Aries I’m freaking out

[kesus-deactivated20180911]

*me eating something*: this taste like ass

mom: how do u know what ass tastes like lol 

me: 

[happifying-things]

[animatedamerican]

what an excellent kaiju

[ruffboi-mags]

Very polite, attempts to leave trees and fences intact. 10/10, would be invaded by again.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

doin their best <3