[grrrenadine]

In honor of Bloomsday, here’s an illustrated map of Leopold Bloom’s journey through Dublin (geographically accurate, yet incomplete).

[just-shower-thoughts]

We are exactly in the middle of 6/9/1969 and 6/9/2069

[noahsdiscourse]

THIS ONLY WORKS TODAY

[fiti-vation]

[ernasd]

oh this is a life saver

[gallusrostromegalus]

So these are both “Aw Fuck I’m outta real food” meals BUT ALSO:  if you’re learning how to cook, these are great “baby steps” meals to learn how to cook basics into something enjoyable without “wasting” anything expensive.  Though I maintain that even cooking screw-ups are valuable in terms of lessons learned.

Also they’re great for when you get absorbed in something and you realize your blood sugar is dropping and you need to make something Quick.

[asymbina]

I don’t think of myself as a cook at all, but I looked through this list and was like “if you have [center] and [any item on a surrounding ring] how do you sit there thinking you’ve got nothing to eat?” Like, I buy a fair amount of staples knowing that I’ll be able to quickly assemble them into something tasty if I’m hungry and don’t have anything instant (or in a leftovers container because I made it earlier in the week specifically to eat for a week): butter, cheese, noodles, and more.

[elodieunderglass]

It still impresses people how I can go into random kitchens with no food in them and emerge with Filling Snacks for Five People. This is the secret: knowing how to assemble Cupboard Meals. And these charts are incredibly well-laid-out too!

[songsfromtheveil-deactivated202]

Adding butter and some of the pasta water to the pasta + parmesan + black pepper combo will also give you a simple alfredo.

[hoeonfilm]

cant wait til i move to another country and be that girl that disappeared to live her life

[hummingbymylonesome]

Hot damn this is literally me now and I’m so happy

[thesassycat]

You can only reblog this today.

[askjennaflorida]

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

[gigglyhedgehogs]

March Goal

I just weighed in at the gym and I am officially under 170!! I was 168 this morning. I want to weigh 140 pounds by my birthday in August. That puts me at ~5-6 pounds a month that I need to lose. I can do this.

[theshitneyspears]

reblog fitness britney if you’re gonna be looking SNATCHED by Dec 2019

[emswift]

ho ho holy shit it’s december first (1st)

[skinnyskinnygoalz]

You have been visited by the ✨Weight Fairy✨

Reblog to lose 20 pounds quickly and effortlessly✨

[animatedtext]

requested by callingmyangel

[basilesroom]

I just want to study abroad and learn a whole new language and get culture shock is that too much to ask???

[lacedheartt-deactivated20210203]

The world’s most beautiful libraries via The Guardian

Libraries included in this photoset:

Stiftsbibliothek Sankt Gallen, St Gallen, Switzerland

Trinity College Library, Dublin, Ireland

Biblioteca Statale Oratoriana dei Girolamini, Naples, Italy

Biblioteca do Convento de Mafra, Mafra, Portugal

Siftsbibliothek Kremsmünster, Kremsmünster, Austria

Biblioteca Joanina, Coimbria, Portugal

Stiftsbibliothek Admont, Admont, Austria

Real Gabinete Português de Leitura, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

Strahovská Knihovna, Prague, Czech Republic

[homoinsensitive]

did u guys know there’s a whole subset of tumblr that hates bobby flay’s guts

[bevsi]

Ireland sketches

[cutegirlonline-deactivated20181]

when your anxiety is constant but you do a really good job of pretending it’s not there

[deerinspotlight]

I feel like the reason certain dog-lovers insist cats are evil is because they read their body language as if they were dogs. So here’s a very basic guide to common “mean” things cats do that actually aren’t mean at all if you know what they’re thinking.

Rolling and exposing belly- attacks you when touched Does not mean: Give belly rubs! - haha I tricked you!  Actually means: I’m playful! If you reach for my belly I’ll grab your arm and bite it because I think we’re playfighting! 

Lazily exposing belly - still attacks when touched Does not mean: tricked you again! Actually means: I’m showing you my belly because I trust you. Please don’t break that trust by invading my personal space. I might accept a belly rub if I’m not ticklish and I know you well. Snapping at you while being pet Does not mean: I suddenly decided I dislike you! Actually means: You’re petting me in a way that gives me too much restless energy. Please focus on petting my head and shoulders instead of stroking the full length of my back next time.

Is in the same room but makes no attempt to interact Does not mean:  I’m ignoring you Actually means: We’re hanging out! I’m being respectful by giving you space while still enjoying your company. Slapping/scratching your hand when you try to pet them Does not mean: I hate you! Actually means: You’ve failed to establish that we’re not playing, or the way you’re approaching me scares me. Be calmer, speak more gently, make eye-contact and blink slowly at me before you try again.

[squeakykins]

I love this post omg, thank you so much. As a lifelong cat person, dogs perplex me because they’re so completely different behaviourally.

[blome3kissesbitch]

I love dogs too but, I’ve been trying to tell people, you canNOT treat cats like you treat dogs. They arent the same animals and have very different personalities

[blome3kissesbitch]

P.s.: people often pet cats way too hard. Dogs like a firm pet or a pat on the belly, cats dont have the same bone structure and are more flexible than dogs so what you’re doing probably hurts them

[naamahdarling]

Sitting and staring Does not mean: I am challenging you/plotting your demise/just generally evil and creepy. Actually means: I am a desert-adapted species, so my natural tears are very thick and keep my eyes moist for a nice long time. I do find people interesting and enjoy watching them.  I just don’t need to blink very often!

Staring and blinking slowly Does not mean: I’m smug and think I am smarter than you. Actually means: I like you! But I don’t need to get up in your face to show it.  I can just sit over here and blow kisses at you to show you I am glad you are around!

It’s very frustrating for me when people expect cats to act like dogs, or act like they’re deceitful.  They aren’t!  They just AREN’T DOGS.

[aprilslady-deactivated20181029]

That’s it. The best version of the meme. We’ve done it lads

[iwantthatdickgrayson]

The ultimate meme