sometimes all you have is yourself

I don't do crushes,i do crushing my enemies.

[palmvaults]

[catchymemes]

[mentalisttraceur-humor]

[mentalisttraceur-humor]

[kata4a]

this is an extremely good joke format

[god-of-chainsaws]

I wish I knew how to play chess

[grand-arbiter-dovin-baan]

[speakingofcharlotte]

I needed this.

[quinintheclouds]

I understand chess and oh my god can this be a meme format? Cause there are so many possible combinations here

[unclefather]

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[whitepeopletwitter]

[brotherslug-deactivated20190730]

[depsidase]

[chaogongoozles]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mattmcguigan]

an important lesson about making mistakes:

you can still get a cookie

[anti-terf-deactivated20170715]

How does a robot eat a cookie?

[mattmcguigan]

I think you misunderstand mailbot’s intentions

[whitepeopletwitter]

[wakandamama]

We did that.

More people got shot, mass assaulted by the govement.

More people got mass incarnated by the govement

More people got, stalk, doxxed, and blacklisted by the govement.

And even more rasict regular day mfs got the gall to harm people.

But yeah… us lilly Americans are so passive and complicit to the threats of govement authority🙄🙄🙄🙄

[afronerdism]

Black Americans have been protesting every year in some form since the 50s at least.

The reality of the situation, as I keep saying, is that white people have not suffered enough yet to make a true revolution viable. That and they are committed to a failed state as long as it maintains white supremacy.

Genuinely, a dedication to white supremacy is what not only keeps white people docile even in the face of a crumbling state, but also supresses and debilitates the revolutionary efforts of colonized people in the US.

[worldofone]

lmfao the french have a massive tradition of racism so i really can’t stand this idea that france and other euros know how to get what they want better than us. everything is steeped in race in the us. aside from that we are talking abt a gvt that rather assassinate leaders and crush a movement before it can even stand on two feet.

images of ferguson protestors spread widely and even ended up on magazine covers, but the coverage on their deaths were barely reported. many of them were found in burning cars and concluded as suicides. even further back in history, mlk, fred hampton, and malcolm are some folks who were infiltrated and killed. murdered by govt agents, as the agenda. that’s federal govt. local philly pd bombed the MOVE home. children inside, the fire dept allowed the fire to burn out of control. the us tradition to squander opposing forces is as alive as it ever was.

[centrumlumina]

Of Parenting And Beans

1. Your child asks for beans. You make her beans.

2. Your child asks for beans. You make her beans while she watches, and you explain how to use the can-opener and the safe way to use the stove.

(She learns how to make beans.)

3. Your child asks for beans. You tell her to pick something she knows how to prepare herself. After some negotiation, your child makes herself a peanut butter sandwich.

(She learns self-sufficiency and problem solving.)

4. Your child asks for beans. You tell her to make herself beans. She brings you the can-opener, confused. You show her how to use the can-opener, and supervise her as she uses the stove.

(She learns achievement, and how to ask for help.)

5. Your child asks for beans. You tell her to make herself beans. She brings you the can-opener, confused. You encourage her to figure it out for herself. When she becomes upset, you give her a few hints. She burns herself a little using the stove, and you care for the wound. She eats beans she made herself.

(She learns achievement, but also frustration.)

6. Your child asks for beans. You tell her to make herself beans. She brings you the can-opener, confused. You encourage her to figure it out for herself. When she becomes upset, she storms off to find other food. She makes herself a sandwich.

(She learns that you will let her fail, but she will survive anyway.)

7. Your child asks for beans. You tell her to make herself beans. She brings you the can-opener, confused. You encourage her to figure it out for herself. When she becomes upset, you do not allow her to leave. After an hour of frustration and shouting, you realise you are being foolish. You apologise and show her how to use the can-opener.

(She learns that people are fallible, and how to admit when you are wrong.)

8. Your child asks for beans. You tell her to make herself beans. She brings you the can-opener, confused. You encourage her to figure it out for herself. When she becomes upset, you do not allow her to leave. Six hours of frustration and shouting later, she finally manages to open the tin.

(She learns hunger and resentment.)

(She learns not to ask for beans again.)

9. Your child asks for beans. You tell her to make herself beans. She brings you the can-opener, confused. You encourage her to figure it out for herself. When she becomes upset, you do not allow her to leave. Six hours of frustration and shouting later, she finally manages to open the tin. You post the story online, and congratulate yourself on your good parenting.

(She learns that you view her pain as a mark of success.)

(She learns that she has become defined by the pain you caused her.)

(She learns that her story is not her own.)

10. Your child asks for beans. You make her beans.

(She learns that she is loved.)

(How do you fuck that one up?)

[lorelaigilmoure]

[julykings]

favorite space more

[tubulareric]

[legalise-drugs-and-murder-blog]

brock-obama:

Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.

I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.

[oculousreparo]

[ourpoeticlives]

Yeahhhh, I want this on my blog again.

[earlgreytea68]

OMG MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POST EVER IT’S FINALLY BACK YAY!

[earlgreytea68]

Here, have another of my all-time favorite Tumblr posts. 

[earlgreytea68]

We were just discussing this again and I had to reblog it again because IT IS MY FAVORITE

[jlrpuck]

I’m permanently traumatized that you introduced me to this over lunch, EGT. 

[earlgreytea68]

::bows with a flourish::

[revdrfrog]

There’s a gif out there of some people reenacting this that makes me laugh til I puke every damn time.

[imnotokaywiththerunning]

@revfrog

[ririsasy]

Reblogging for the last gif

[eggastential-biscuits]

I’m done.

[abletoscreambutimostlywhisper-d]

i laughed so hard and then i saw the last gif and stopped laughing. why must you do this to me.

[im-a-dragon-cawcaw]

I love owls so much I can’t stop laughing lmaooo

[ohdamitsme]

t h i s

[moomoozuzu-deactivated20220918]

Ya'll be like "Shang was having a bi freak out, realizing he was into Ping". NO HE WASN'T. He already knew he was into men. His bisexual freak out was when he realized Ping was Mulan and hey maybe he's into girls too whatdoya know?

[moomoozuzu-deactivated20220918]

Legit you think a bi man who has always been in such a male-dominated space like the army hadn't already figured out that he liked men? Come oooonnnn... It's women he has rarely had contact with and has no idea how to talk to or flirt with (you fight good) I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL.

[moomoozuzu-deactivated20220918]

In "A Girl Worth Fighting For" Shang has zero lines I REST MY FUCKING CASE.

[gottalovecatss]

[vicholas]

[vortigone]

given most footage ive seen of celebrities on this show are immensely uncomfortable at best, seeing tony hawk of all people just go ham with the chaos really adds a lot

[bauliya]

i think vegetarian food is bad in countries like america because the main focus is on meat substitution, rather than enhancing the inherent flavours of produce. no one would ever judge chicken on how much it can taste like spinach... u have an entirely different set of flavours w vegetables, work with them rather than against them.