taste of lust

noh-varr || he/him/his your world is my song and dance

[grainpolicy-blog]

if you don’t eat your girl’s pussy i will

[littlegreyzetan]

DONT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU HUMANS ALWAYS DEPICT GREYS WITHOUT GENITALS. MY PHALLUS IS THIRTEEN INCHES LONG AND VISIBLE FROM EVERY ANGLE

[skillspaythebills]

Every time Noh wears one of my workout shirts it makes me giggle like a maniac because 1) it’s the only way to get him into a shirt willingly and 2) it looks just fucking ridiculous, like it covers his nipples and not much else 

[gimmeaklss]

I look good in purple with my abs on display.

[sitcomlesbian]

DANK ASS SPACE WEED

[ammnontet]

this is why aliens aint contact us yet cause they high as fuck

[starkidlabs]

I kicked down the walls around me, they don’t know how strong I am.

Bug moodboard

[mamoru]

i love /r/fitness

[bubonickitten]

the authors of this textbook were clearly high as a kite when they wrote this chapter

[minivan]

WEENIE SPEED HOIYL FUC

[samchekov-deactivated20140714]

Weenie factor 8 Mr sulu

[gimmeaklss]

sadlokiwarmloki:

no, no i want it, i do…

thank you, noh.

I wouldn’t be offended if you didn’t.

Nothing to thank me for, but you’re welcome.

[skillspaythebills]

Aliens? Don’t believe in them. Haven’t been kissed by one in days

[gimmeaklss]

I’m right here?

[skillspaythebills]

Kiss me maybe?

[gimmeaklss]

I can’t believe the only way to get you to believe I exist is by physical intimacy.

[gimmeaklss]

sadlokiwarmloki:

tuesday?

oh yes, valentines….

yeah. I don’t get it but it’s a thing.

But again. Didn’t wanna bother you since you seemed busy.

So I just left it by the door. Feel free to give it back if you don’t want it.

[sadlokiwarmloki]

my room has become a fucking wasteland….

[gimmeaklss]

I'm not sure if you've checked outside your door but I left something Tuesday. I knocked but you didn't answer so I figured you were out or busy.

[skillspaythebills]

Aliens? Don’t believe in them. Haven’t been kissed by one in days

[gimmeaklss]

I’m right here?

[spengs]

butch from pulp fiction came home w like 2 cracked ribs and still ate his gf out what an idol

[shittyidea]

Pour concrete on your stomach to get those rock-solid abs!

[long-ago-1234567890]

angels are real and im dating one

[outofcontextdnd]

Can we get a Potion of Greater Shirtlessness?

(via outofcontextdnd)

[glassbonespaperskin]