Trust me.

I've got above-par crafting skills, red hair, and a bearded boyfriend.

[bookworm-for-life]

The only video you need to watch in order to get into the Christmas spirit. 

[blus0x]

You can only REBLOG THIS TODAY

[theweirdwideweb]

[bythegardengate]

Visit Original Link

[wilburwhateley]

How Do You Solve a Problem Like a Giant Floating Bog?

The residents of Crow Wing County, Minnesota, have had enough of their floating island.

“Floating islands are common in Minnesota; it’s the size of this one that’s causing all the fuss. Sue Galatowitsch, a wetland ecologist at the University of Minnesota, says the island likely weighs at least 1,000 tons and could extend 30 feet below the water. Technically, it’s a floating bog. A natural assemblage of peat moss festooned with cattails and tamarack trees, the bog is more than four acres across—that’s about 64 tennis courts. ‘A bog that size,’ Galatowitsch says, “can kind of do whatever it wants.“

An aerial view of the bog. (x)

[gunsandfireandshit]

THIS IS DOPE??

[plasmalogical]

i support the floating bog

[sarkos]

A bog that size,’ Galatowitsch says, “can kind of do whatever it wants.“

Goals

[gahdamnpunk]

I’M DEAD AFSHGASJHJHA

[laurentdraws]

Able sisters!

[storyop1]

[lgbtsoundsystem]

are you fucking kidding me

[the-skeleton-queen]

its him

its mash potato

[bardstardish]

my mama got home today and she was so excited. she said she got me a present, so then i was excited too. i had no idea what she got me. she said ‘close your eyes and put your hands out’, so i did. and then i felt her put something in my hands. i opened my eyes and

“i saw it and it was chubby and you called a frog ‘big boy’ last night and i had to get it! it’s big boy!”

[thewranglerbutts]

[bareback-bieber]

I don’t understand this…is this heterosexual ?

[mulukhiyah-deactivated20200604]

[justjasper]

cat doesn’t want to get out of nice warm bath [x]

[colonelgathers-deactivated20160]

The towel on the head is what kills me forever, too precious.

[thekorovamilk-deactivated201406]

The little meow in the fourth one.

[feigenbaumsworld]

[andromedid-deactivated20150720]

“Are you ticklish” is such a loaded question. If you say no they’ll test it. If you say yes they’ll test it. Just tickle me. Get it over with. Subject me to this horror soon so that I may begin my healing process. 

[leightum]

My 7th grade English teacher told us the proper response to “are you tickleish?” Is “I have diarrhea”

[wilwheaton]

(via Poorly Drawn Lines – Told You)

[kaptainandy]

hey it’s 2am and this idea hit me like a brick. has this been done yet?

[asynca]

To all binary trans & non-binary folks born in Ontario

Ontario is temporarily waiving the fee for changing your sex indicator on your birth certificate. There are other fees associated with ordering a copy of it, but go forth and change your flag, folks!

[broad-city]

[3840293843293-deactivated202211]

we could shorten “big mood” to “bmood” but you all are not ready 

[batbitequeen-deactivated2018021]

bood

[3840293843293-deactivated202211]

oh fuck. it was i who was not ready

[christopher575]

[unluckysword-deactivated2019031]

[sindri42]

So hey you know how the whole Bode meme came from somebody’s dream in which they saw a tumblr meme from the future with no context? And how they assumed it was short for ‘foreboding’ or something, but that doesn’t even make sense because there’s no bode in foreboding? This is the actual origin of that prophetic vision.