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Penguin chicks rescued by unlikely hero | Via BBC
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Okay so I don't know why people say sex or love is what makes us human. Lots of organisms in nature have sex or mate for life. You know what makes us human? Cooking. Nothing else in nature cooks except humans. Checkmate aphobes. Sincerely, an ace cook.
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is that true??
Holy shit!!
Not only that, some anthropologists think that cooking is what MADE us human- as in the ability to consume large amounts of EASIER-to-digest calories (with all the pathogens killed off and the tough cell walls broken down) is the thing that allowed us to devote evolutionary energy to growing larger brains, and solidified the beginnings of communal human civilization. Have you seen how many hours a day pandas spend chewing on raw bamboo? Cooking let us take a shortcut so we could evolve in other ways. Especially bread, bc it’s a lot of caloric energy packed into a portable chunk you could take with you for days and days. Also in order to have bread you have to have grain farms, so bread (and beer, also made from grains) sort of catalyzed humans settling down into centralized permanent settlements. So cooking (and eventually farming) didn’t just help us physiologically evolve into our current form, but also shaped our social structures from the beginning. You should watch the Michael Pollan documentary “Cooked,” on Netflix! It’ll rock your world.
Source: “What makes us human? Cooking, new study says,” National Geographic
Evolutionarily evolved to love Bread
There’s a strong theory that we didn’t invent farming to make bread.
We invented it to make beer.
#and unlike modern beer ancient beer was really great #it was full of calories and usually a lot safer to drink than local water #the ancients had their priorities in order
Cooking specifically in reference to applying heat to a food: yes! Humans are the only ones!
But in a broader sense, other animals do craft specialized foods :)
Bees dehydrate a mixture of spit and nectar to make honey.
Damselfish farm specific species of algae - defending their plots vigorously, since they can only digest a few kinds.
A species of Yeti crab farms bacteria, raising colonies on its long claws and helpfully holding them near nutrient-rich undersea vents.
Leaf cutter ants chew up food, fertilize it with their own excrement, and then innoculate the mixture with a special fungus! The fungus then grows fruiting bodies, which the ants eat. Little farmers :)
Fungus farming emerged only once in ants. In wood-boring beetles, it evolved independently eleven times. Today there are roughly 3,200 species of ambrosia beetles, none larger than a grain of rice, that raise fungi in chambers tunnelled out of dead trees. The beetles have evolved specialised pockets on their bodies to carry the big sticky spores of fungi when they move on after exhausting their host tree. (Pockets!) Each group of ambrosia beetles has one or several species of fungi it prefers to raise, but all of them produce nourishing globules not found in fungi that are not associated with beetles.
The black garden ant raises aphids as a form of animal husbandry- feeding and protecting them, herding them from one branch to another like little green sheep, and harvesting the tasty sap they produce when well-fed. When the herd grows too large, the ants will eat the aphids!
There’s a species of (I think it was a vole or shrew?) that harvests tough grass and leaves it in its den for days to decompose a bit so it’s easier to digest - habitual fermentation :D
(Unfortunately, rumors of elephants leaving fruit to ferment and get drunk is only rumors. There’s no evidence that they actually do that - they prefer fresh fruit right off the branches)
So yeah!
While many other animals have sex, farm, ferment food and even raise livestock for meat and drink…. (some even keep pets!) humans are the only one to cook with heat.
Cheers, you beautiful motherfuckers
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I’m so happy Winnie the Pooh got to attend Christopher Robins wedding
Damn Christopher Robin got hot then.
I’m distant but it’s not cute or mysterious; I really want to be closer to people but it’s hard
today i learned nipples grow back and now have to figure out what to do with this information
cuz if i needed to learn it everyone else has to too
I know nipples grow back because once when i was in middle school in my art class a bunch of dudesat my table who were always fucking around instead of doing their work heard a rumor that if you spray AXE directly onto your nipple for exactly sixty seconds, and flicked it, your nipple will come off. So the moment the teacher left the room to go to the bathroom or something, they whip out a can and one brave soul among their number begins to spray himself, while the others chanted ritualistically. At 60 seconds, they watched, giggling, as the young man put his hand up to his breast and flicked. to their horror, the nipple did come off and, at ballistic speeds, soared across the table and hit me right in the cheek. And stuck. So everyone who was aware of this spectacle is sitting there in stunned silence, all while blood gushed from the nipple hole of the young man. I am so stunned that I am literally incapable of moving, having astral-projected so far away from this disembodied nipple that i may as well have been a dead man. The teacher returns and his shirt comes down, in an attempt to hide the tomfoolery, but yall know AXE Body Spray knows nothing of mercy, and almost immediately she was alerted to the scent of defeat and the sight of blood seeping through the young mans shirt. She didnt ask for an explaination, simply advised him to take the pass and go to the nurse. As he stands to go, his fellow comerade, remembering me suddenly, reaches over and plucks the bodiless nipple from my cheek, like a grape from the vine, and runs up to his friend with the words “dont forget your nipple”. It was a moving experience that honestly changed my life forever. I’m a new man after that day.
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aRE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME
I wonder how many times I’ve walked by a stranger and they thought I was attractive.
Hahahaha, NEVER
With such a hell in your heart and your head, how can you live? How can you love?
Fyodor Dostoyevsky, The Brothers Karamazov (via thelovejournals)
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It was September. In the last days when things are getting sad for no reason.
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