your friendly neighborhood rat

• Mo • They/Them • Queer • 24

[tamamoland]

let’s be real the best tumblr has EVER looked was the short span of time where you could slap code into posts and we had classics like these

tumblr has never been closer to the core aesthetic and sense of humor of its userbase 

[catcrumb]

[rat-elixirs]

Annie/archibole/annie-daynoww is an animal abuser and a predator.

For the past 7 months she has been assaulting me physically, sexually, and repeating triggering behaviors to get me to "consent" to sex.

I have witnessed her yell at a caged pet bird, poke him with objects and laugh when he gets scared.

Both me and my partner Penny have witnessed her yell at cats and kick them.

She has a longstanding history of seeking out trans autistic people who are freshly out of abusive relationships and presenting herself as a decent person. She's 29 and the only people she engages with are no older than 19 and living in isolated areas and she has repeatedly tried to involve Penny and I in sexual relationships with 18 and 19 year olds even with us telling her to leave us alone.

She has made comments about every massage worker wanting to do sexual acts for any high paying customers and doubled down when told off.

I got like 21 more of her asking if I wanna fuck and me telling her to leave me alone or ignoring her

My partner penny has been witness to all of this and tried to speak with her on my behalf multiple times but it's just becoming clearer she lacks empathy

[rat-elixirs]

penny has blocked annie since she completely snapped after penny told her to leave me alone

[rat-elixirs]

Annie/archibole/annie-daynoww is an animal abuser and a predator.

For the past 7 months she has been assaulting me physically, sexually, and repeating triggering behaviors to get me to "consent" to sex.

I have witnessed her yell at a caged pet bird, poke him with objects and laugh when he gets scared.

Both me and my partner Penny have witnessed her yell at cats and kick them.

She has a longstanding history of seeking out trans autistic people who are freshly out of abusive relationships and presenting herself as a decent person. She's 29 and the only people she engages with are no older than 19 and living in isolated areas and she has repeatedly tried to involve Penny and I in sexual relationships with 18 and 19 year olds even with us telling her to leave us alone.

She has made comments about every massage worker wanting to do sexual acts for any high paying customers and doubled down when told off.

I got like 21 more of her asking if I wanna fuck and me telling her to leave me alone or ignoring her

My partner penny has been witness to all of this and tried to speak with her on my behalf multiple times but it's just becoming clearer she lacks empathy

[memeuplift]

[teaboot]

Nah man that's a northern bobwhite

[robinparravel]

I love Bruce

[molabuddy]

[tinfoilstork]

@landysbear

[bronzeagepizzeria]

DAVID TENNANT VIDEO DIARIES <3

[damnbluewires]

you ever heard a lightning fucking scream?

youre about to

[headspace-hotel]

this is what Night Fury's fire breath should have sounded like

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sometimes when I’m about to get a migraine I hallucinate smells and yes it’s upsetting I’m gonna get a migraine later but what’s even more upsetting is that this delicious rice pilaf that I’m smelling does not exist

[what-even-is-thiss]

You know last time it was cotton candy why does my pain always smell so delicious it’s not right

[slimegirlwarlock]

tshirt that says "i fought a dragon and all i got was PREGNANT"

[rat-elixirs]

hey so my gf and I (and our cat) got kicked out of our home with no warning in April and have been struggling to survive since

please share this post, even if u cant send anything

[presentlydean]

online communities are so strange because people slip away so easily. you can be on here for years, folding people you've never met into the fabric of your daily life, and then they disappear, leaving only ghost posts scattered across tumblr behind. or their blog stays dormant, for weeks, months, years, until you're only still following them because you remember that they love sunflowers or they were kind to you when they didn't have to be or the last thing they posted was sad and raw and you still worry about them sometimes.

and sometimes they come back when you least expect it, years later, even, and there's this sudden rush of relief like there you are, there you are, even though you barely knew each other.

there's a strange kind of love to it. i don't know you and i want to hold your hand across miles and time zones and oceans. i can still see the imprint of you in this community you left. you don't anyone will notice or care when you're gone, but we notice and we care and we wish you well.

i hope you're all okay out there. i hope the sun is shining on your face and you are breathing deeply. i miss you.

[littleguymart]

(source)

[chemicahs]

putting butter on toasted bread is so good has anyone else tried this shit

[icksludge]

intersring dish. drop the recipe

[chemicahs]

Im so glad you asked! In my family, we’re a little different. For generations, butter has been a staple ingredient in all of our recipes. It all started in 1943 when my great grandfather Jo discovered cows. As a youngster he used to churn milk while watching the family of mourning doves on the neighbors land fight over the plumpest worms each morning. The doves feeding their children inspired grandpa Jo so much throughout the years that an idea sparked in his head. He then started the family business we all know as Bo’s kitchen (changed it to Bo for the letter B from butter.)

One day a young woman named Margeryne came into our shop and excitedly declared she also enjoyed making food in the shape of a rectangle. Upon hearing this grandpa Jo almost called his lawyer to file a lawsuit, assuming if anyone else found a way to make food in the shape of a rectangle it must be a stolen copy of our one-of-a-kind melt-in-your-mouth butter recipe. But he stopped dead in his tracks when he heard her call this rectangular food a “Loaf.” We stared in awe at her creation for what felt like hours. That’s when I tried bread for the very first time. It was shockingly delicious and wonderfully fluffy.

But, even then, I had never thought about putting butter on top of bread before. In this recipe I will show you how two rectangular foods combine to make something even greater, something that will make you say Mmmmm! like you’ve never said it before.

Ingredients:

- butter

- bread

Directions:

Toast 2 slices of bread, spread a pad of butter on the tops of each, serve warm.

[icksludge]

2 stars. it was terrible. idk what went wrong, i replaced the bread with a brick and the butter for cement paste to cut back on carbs (im on the curbs diet) and it just tasted like rocks. WTF. 😡😡

[eternalcyclicality]

[robichuwu]

[modogoblin]

[an-deeznutz]

[sarahseeandersen]

[liarsblade]

Fandom will continue to suck until we can get large numbers of gay men intensely and passionately invested in femslash. Only then will the scene become bearable and good.

[burning-cathedrals-deactivated2]

When I was a (unmedicated, undiagnosed ADHD) kid, like, under 12, my room was a mess all the time. Not shocking.

I struggled keeping it clean.

I struggled getting it clean.

I would sincerely put in quite a bit of effort and be really proud of the progress I made. Then one of my parents would come check and see how I was doing.

"Well, you've still got a long way to go."

That sentence. I was like, 11 when my parents were saying that to me. It was crushing. All my pride and satisfaction with my work was completely gone. All my effort was worthless to them. All they saw what everything I didn't do.

At the age of ELEVEN, I knew that wasn't right. That wasn't fair. I swore to myself I would never invalidate someone's work like that.

Now, at 30, I catch myself thinking 'I cleaned up, but my apartment is still so messy.' and I flashback to standing in my bedroom as a child, hearing those fucking words from my parents.

'No. I wouldn't invalidate someone else's work. I'm not going to invalidate my own. I did good. I made progress.' and I'll list the things that I DID get done to myself.

You deserve credit for all the progress you make.

You deserve credit for all the work you do.

It doesn't matter how much work you have left.

What you accomplish, no matter how small, counts. Even when what you accomplished was taking a day to rest and recharge and give yourself a break.

Never let anyone invalidate your work. Not even you.