Forty-Two

Hello! The name is Jessi. She/Her Currently at the tender age of 28, I spend my time teaching kids to not be assholes (aka I"m an English teacher). I consume an embarrassing amount of media. You can find a list of said media here: XX Here's a link to my library catalog if you're interested in looking at what books I own/have THEORETICALLY read: XX Also here's my Goodreads: XX If anyone needs me to tag for triggers I'm totally willing to do that! Just shoot me an ask :) ASK BOX I love talking to people! Ask me stuff! SUBMIT DFTBA ....... don't forget to be awesome....... GNU Terry Pratchett

[evillesbianvillain]

Usamericans need to invent adult animation that doesn't look ugly as sin

[damnhotpocket]

Gema.piano on instagram

Why are all music teachers like this 😭😭😭

[communeist]

THEY ARE

[crematedequally]

when i was 8 i had a very intimidating russian woman as a music teacher- she was both my opera instructor and piano teacher. about a month into piano, she sat me down and said to my mother and i "this child- very beautiful voice, good for singing. i will not allow this child to continue piano. god did not want this child to play an instrument. he told me this in dreams. that is all."

my mom had it written down on a slip so we could remember the exact words because it was so funny. i HATED playing piano and i was definitely not good at it (i did end up having a good 5 years of opera training and ended up being a pretty accomplished choir singer though) and the idea of god sending my incredibly severe and serious russian piano teacher a dream begging her to stop teaching me piano was probably the funniest way it could have gone.

[zyzscribbles]

Important question

[awkwardbirdsdreaming]

Okay but I think these two are onto something

[verbrannt74]

Test subject

(no bird was harmed)

[swampreligion-deactivated202501]

i love my misandrist mother i asked her one time if she liked lord of the rings and she said “i’m tired of men going on adventures”

[crap-userrname16]

[perenial]

hey sorry i can't come out tonight i have a thing

[perenial]

[loveridden1999]

starting a collection

[2peachy]

[loveridden1999]

[itswhatyougive]

Bro I implore you?!? I fucking beseech thee?!?!!?

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[drtanner]

Didn't like it

[spiritualistapologist]

[sabrebash]

Is That Allowed

[sabrebash]

Boy am i glad that the con has a facebook page so i can post this photo:

[peach-foxgloves]

No one ever tell me anything bad about the person who runs this account.

the person who runs this account, Katie Gouldin, is an evolutionary biologist who has an EXCELLENT podcast called Creature Feature which compares and contrasts the weird behaviors of man and beast! she is super cute and funny too!

[lavender-lily]

oh thank GOD

[andypantsx3]

just want to add i love how much she hates elon

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[baddywronglegs]

She is also credited by the Audubon society with coining the word “birb”

[madlori]

Also source for probably the best reaction image in history:

[time-left-to-kill]

et tu brute?

[walliard]

Posts I can't believe didn't originate on tumblr.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[fleysh]

[bluesardine]

Some great additions from the comments.

[nanocomputer]

when u finally see that bitch ass mosquito