[rat-elixirs]

[jermaimagines]

*pounces on you and rips your body to shreds while shrieking like an ape*

[bloody-monstrous-wolf]

[happifying-things]

here’s your damn fish

[ask-swagger-dagger-trolls]

(Y E E T)

[eggscorpion-deactivated20220402]

[ofishal-fish-posts]

official fish post

[prophetic-writer]

I'm sorry but I have one draft that I never finished but I laugh every time I see it

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[ratsquinks]

the nefarious crinkle creature emerging from her crinkle pile

[jdragsky]

[teathattast]

[sandmandaddy69]

[thepieking]

Well yeah, dolphins don’t have thumbs.

[uncle-cazador]

You look at an otter and tell me they wouldn't do the same

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Crows would absolutely use bone broth

[stop-stalin-and-suck-my-dick]

Chickens just eat their kids and their brethren raw lmao

[rainy-the-lionhart]

Fun fact: crows and ravens have been documented to try to cook some foods and even follow recipes

[stop-stalin-and-suck-my-dick]

Someone help me teach crows to make breaded chicken cutlets

[crabs-in-a-trench-coat]

Let's make history

[socialmaya]

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

theyer old enough that they used to connect 

[finnglas]

They're older than Florida. The Floridian peninsula is the solidified runoff of the Appalachians that got caught on some coral. It's why we're like this, I think. You don't stand a chance of being normal when you were created by the shed skin of an elder god draping itself over a hollow skeleton. You're always going to be a little Off.

[galladegamer]

[headspace-hotel]

They used to be as tall as the Himalayas.

[purkinje-effect]

[dragoninahumancostume]

Okay but are they older or younger than sharks?

[iota-andromedae]

THEYRE OLDER THAN SHARKS BY LIKE THIRTY MILLION YEARS

[azures-grace]

@nyarevar pookie your mountain range is cool

[nyarevar]

older than blood, bones, sharks, AND the rings of saturn!

[pryze]

[spiralingintocontrol]

[goobersplat]

Superior Toy & Novelty Dog Puppy Rainbow Carnival Stuffed Plush

[carrionhearted]

Sorry for infodumping about my special interest out of nowhere, you said a keyword and it activated my unskippable dialogue

[thedeliaishere]

Scooby doo when he finds gross bugs in his food: ruh roh... raggots!

Shaggy: like, zoinks scoob! I don't think you can reclaim that man!

[calebwittebane]

I think I'm addicted to puffy fat nipples. What should I do?

why not join the fighter's guild? i hear they're recruiting again. not a bad way to make some money, if you've got the stones for it.

[sacred-portal]