Bitch Is Back

Finally got laid 👌🏻

[lolfactory]

[jacobinesque]

A man came across a beach covered in starfish that had washed ashore.  Further along he saw a boy throwing the starfish back into the ocean.  “What are you doing?” he asked the boy.  The boy responded “The tide is going out and if the starfish don’t get back into ocean they will die.”

“But there are thousands of starfish on this beach!” the man said.  “You can’t possibly save them all.  Even if you worked all day, it wouldn’t make a difference.”

The boy picked up another starfish and threw it into the ocean.  “It made a difference to that one.”

That starfish was Albert Einstein.

[onlinebff-deactivated20211108]

I HATE HORMONES 

[heteroh-deactivated20180218]

really? i liked her i felt she had an important part in harry potter

[onlinecrow]

Girls Hit Your Owl-lelujah

hoo

[shenori-deactivated20170728]

*plays with your hair while you give me head*

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[tom-sits-like-a-whore-deactivat]

as your girlfriend 

theres no pressure to wear pants in my presence

or any clothes at all really

but it’s up to you

u can be big spoon or little spoon

totally your choice

i’m always ready to make out

aLwaYs

also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 

i’ll let you lick it though

i mean the ice cream cone

well not just the ice cream cone

[sandandglass]

’Indiana Jones’ Reboot Starring Anna Kendrick

[forrestmankins]

Never been this broke, never been this happy. My bedroom.

[kaffeeaddictandproud]

I love this cast!!! Way too much

[unfauxgettable]

what is the name of those egg shaped things that are on trees. with all those tab things. the only word my brain is supplying is “cucumber”.

[beelemonade-deactivated20181029]

are you talking about pinecones?

[unfauxgettable]

PINECONES

[autumnlusts]

There’s two types of Autumn:

the bright, colorful, happy autumn with pumpkins, apples, candles, and great food

the dreary, dark, creepy autumn with overcast and rainy skies, scary forests, cool temperatures, and halloween

[crocodilet0ngues]

autumn : the greatest season of all.

[gingercoco-blog]

Fave character: *Confirmed dead*

Me: Haha show me their corpse and then I'll believe it

Writers: It's right there

Writers: They're dead

Writers: Never coming back

Me: Nah they're fine

[memewhore]

[nathandork]

This should be a real thing

[thatgirlmustbeawesome]

What’s so bad about periods

[linzerfish]

At first I was like “no don’t reblog it’ll weird people out” then I was like “oh right that’s the point”

[stunningpicture]

A Bismuth Geode. Looks like a cyborgenetic egg

[eighteenbelow]

Click the ‘read more’ if you want to learn its origin.

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