On the bright side...

Illustrator+Designer+Printer|| West Mi loves collecting hobbies

[straubz]

made a dreaded to do list that will be laminated and on the fridge

[gingerfart]

[gingerfart]

[mellifexfarm]

secret..,.,,.,

[psyducked]

please raise your children to wash their hands after they use the restroom I’ve watched too many men walk straight out of the bathroom from the stall without a second thought and it’s keeping me up at night

[pon-raul]

I mean if you taking a piss who cares if you don’t wash your hands, unless you just like go full power and spray yourself like a out of control fire hose

[nutsacktorturer]

stay the fuck away from me

[hardboiledoldman]

people who wash their hands after peeing are weak and must be culled

[ua86]

The only excuse for not washing your hands after you piss is mastering the art of pissing without touching your genitals.

[youre-a-fucking-human-being-dea]

You wash your hands every time you touch your dick? How grimy is your dick?

[blackshuckofficial-deactivated2]

I’m literally never shaking a man’s hand ever again in my life y'all need jesus

[pronounrespecter]

remember how i told y'all?

(they don’t wash their hands after shitting either)

[fall-and-shadows]

What I’m learning is that men are the reason for “employees must wash their hands” signs and why I never put 2 and 2 together is beyond me

[anjael]

once I was in the restroom at the gym and a NURSE IN UNIFORM came out of the stall without washing her hands and left

[gingerfart]

i work at panera and an associate that came to help out my cafe never washed her hands after using the restroom and she worked directly with food. 

[foodffs]

Creamy cashew cheese is breaded, pan-fried to golden, crispy deliciousness, and served with zesty marinara sauce to make these mouth-watering vegan mozzarella sticks. 

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[faythinthemusic]

I want to be really clear about something: Planned Parenthood has done more to prevent abortion than the pro-life movement ever has.

[savordance-lifesupport]

Yup, preventing abortion by giving abortions. Makes sense!

[apoeticmindset]

No you fucking crusty nutsack giving people the education and the tools to not become pregnant in the first fucking place

[twitterlols]

facts

[foodffs]

This vegan wonton soup is made with savory shiitake stuffed wontons and crispy napa cabbage in a light gingery broth. 

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[mancameron-deactivated20181209]

Ghouls! A Spooky Enamel Pin Set

Ever feel a ghastly chill in the air? See something in the corner of your eye? It's probably one of these ghoulish enamel pals.

<< IT’S AN ENAMEL PIN KICKSTARTER, Y’ALL >>

HEY Y’ALL, want some cool spooky enamel pins? You should check these out and maybeee back them on Kickstarter? Yeah? Very creepy, I know. I’ve made a few pins before, and I’m excited to bring my next project to life! I hope you take a look and help spread the word - Reblogs are super appreciated. And in case you’re wary of jumping in blindly, here are my previous designs all made and pretty lookin’!

[gingerfart]

MY DUDE IS SUPER COOL AND GREAT AND THE PINS LOOK AMAZING IRL HELP HIM REACH HIS GOAL AND ALSO GET A COOL PIN

[1010ll]

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[obama-biden-memes]

San Francisco federal building yesterday

[origamityler-deactivated2016101]

The best reddit thread I’ve ever seen was when someone asked if the gang from Always Sunny in Philadelphia could kill Darth Maul and almost all of the responses were over 4 paragraphs long

[experimental-sponge]

Best quote from that thread: “To give the gang a slight advantage, We’ll assume that Darth Maul has not seen any of the films in the Home Alone franchise.”

[hotvampireadjacent]

gamer feel

titties in my hand

[xtec]

this is the farthest thing a gamer will ever feel are you serious

[thequantumqueer]

[chuwenjie]

My Story

After I posted my letter about starting a new job at Dreamworks I got a lot of messages and emails from people asking if I could talk about my journey more in detail and how I got here despite going to school in Pittsburgh for psychology and almost giving up on animation halfway through college. I know that I would have appreciated reading something like this a year and a half ago so I thought I’d share my story in the hopes that it might be able to help someone who is struggling. Plus: a detailed explanation of how social media has done so much for me as an artist.

Buckle in guys. Lots of text under the cut! 

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[thejusticethatissocial]

Here’s your annual ‘fuck the Salvation Army’ reminder 

[softlenaluthor]

[walkingdorito]

That’s it

That’s the show