Hopeless Romantic Ltd

Daydream Believer

[viralfrog]

[philcollinsenjoyer]

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

[prettyboyhere]

sister post to this

[preyanimal]

love love love this

[georgeismyprincess]

George seeing Kimi on Torger Wolffs yacht, going “fine,” and then marching into Max Verstappen’s yacht because he knows exactly how to get on Wolffs nerves if they’re playing this game.

[lopkelepke]

[divenlydecayed-deactivated20260]

Did you hear a new love language just dropped? yeah its crazy. Its called just fuckin biting them.

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

reblogging this but shaking my head the whole time to show i don't believe in love languages

[sgt-dignam]

i will slow them down long enough for you to get out. jade, please don't do this. your children deserve to go home.

FROM | 4.10 - If A Tree Falls In The Forest

[bloodyspector]

[sgt-cookie-2]

Me (A time traveler visiting 20-year old Mozart): OK, so, this is called an electric guitar, basically instead of the body functioning as a resonance chamber, it produces music by harnessing the power of lightning. Do you have any other questions?

Mozart (Currently shredding Violin Concerto No. 1 on the guitar, having figured it out within 30 seconds): What other music can be made from harnessed lightning?

Me (Loading up some heavy dubstep): Oh, we're just getting started.

[i-am-the-oyster]

[futurama]

Hi are you excited to go to England

wait are you like making me go

[futurama]

[jessebloom]

first day of pride month

[depsidase]

[haunted-hideaway]

I’m glad that OP:

1) Figured this out.

2) Shared so others can learn from their mistake.

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[sleepy-bebby]

[themoonandmyman]

to whom am I squeaking

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]