Something Borrowed Something Blue

Caroline. 32. I post what I want. Sarcasm and wit are my specialty. I once hugged Kylo Ren.

[shes-starcrazy]

"I asked Chat gpt"

OK well I asked my crystal ball and it told me the Girl has reached Goblin City

[gatheringbones]

tbh a lot of my advice boils down to “hey you know that terrible horrible looming thing you’re doing your best to avoid and distract and escape as much as possible but no matter what you do it just keeps looming and looming and ruining your life”

“just, fuckign, run straight at it screaming.”

[quasarkisses]

i needed this as a background

[spectrexviiii]

[transformativeworks]

AO3 is Exiting Open Beta!

AO3 is exiting open beta! Learn more about how far we've come since launching open beta, our future plans for improvement, and what you can do to contribute at https://otw-news.org/4w2dn3tc 

[raphmike]

I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

[allthingsunh0ly]

hate when you mishear a lyric and look it up and yours is better

[sophsun1]

Now crossing the river at its most peaceful spot was an old wooden bridge. It was a familiar spot to Winnie the Pooh, for he would often wander there.

Winnie the Pooh and a Day for Eeyore ( 1983) dir. Rick Reinert

[victusinveritas]

[thememedaddy]

[that-house]

Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!

Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.

[anyroads]

#cold inspires a universal element of human nature that says let's share this fire for warmth and survival#heat inspires a universal element of human nature that says i hate you i hate the air it's sticky and i am going to do violence

you're right and you should say it

[circusclownproductions]

“Can I be mean for a second” I would not care if you killed the bitch in front of me. Now what’s bothering you queen

[snowbairdd]

Well, welcome to the Unknown, boys. You're more lost than you realize.

OVER THE GARDEN WALL (2014) cr. Patrick McHale

[thelostswede]

[blueartistic813]

TONIGHT

[lakeffectqueer-deactivated20240]

TONIGHT

[scretladyspider]

Tonight!!!

[mika-meowz]

TONIGHT!

[fandom]

TONIGHT!

[luxion912]

TONIGHT

[2well2water]

i think we need to bring back calling people internet famous instead of calling them influencers like there needs to be something borderline derogatory injected back into it

[shoyowo]

Some of you have never shipped a rare pair and it shows.

[professorsparklepants]

Some of you have never invented a rarepair, written the only fic for it, and then wallowed alone in your special mud pit of crack pairings and it shows

[shisasan]

I love you, I love you, I can’t stand it any longer, imagination won't replace you—come. . .

19 August 1925 Letters to Véra by Vladimir Nabokov

[incorrect-batfam-quotes-mostly]

Dick: WHY DOES YOUR LOCATION THINGY SAY YOURE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING HARBOUR??

Jason, in the middle of the harbour: huh...that's weird

[letsbelonelytogetherr]

— william wordsworth (via letsbelonelytogetherr)