Whims and Shenaniganary

I'm a Battle Born Chaser of Light who is addicted to Coffee, Books, & Cameras, my pups and my man, and I don't do bullshit. I'm just your not so common variety, doesn't fuck around, strong, and extremely independent woman.  

[elaboratelysimple]

I drink my Dutch Bros the same way.

[alwaysmeek]

do not entertain half loves, half friendships, half ass anything.

[books-n-quotes]

“…She had wild eyes, slightly insane. She also carried an overload of compassion that was real enough and which obviously cost her something.”

— Charles Bukowski, Women

[task-mismanager]

[theweirdpeach]

I just want someone who’s excited to make out with me and text me all the time.

[pagesofpaigess]

the best thing I’ve heard in awhile:

“it’s pretty freaking strong to live with suicidal thoughts and persistent depression”.       -mobile crisis center supervisor

[buzzfeedreader]

[thepersonalquotes]

[heda-heather]

My wife and I were cooking dinner together and when we sat down to eat she said, “You know what I like about you?” and so I obviously asked her what and she was like “With you, every night feels like Friday,” and it was so fucking cute. Why is she so nice to me.

[highschoolhandjobs]

Who hurt you

you want a list or what

[deep-mind-thoughts]

[thedeeepquotes]

[serious]

[mtfautoandrophile]

i think it is good to warn people in advance about the circumstances that will cause you to bite them and i think that having given that warning it is good to follow through when the time comes

[mtfautoandrophile]

the rattlesnake is an admirable creature whose virtues we should emulate

[teaboot]

One time at dance some rando grabbed me by the waist and told me to dance with him and I told him “if you don’t let go I’m going to bite you” and he didn’t let go so I bit him and that really should be the end of the story but he thought that was funny so I turned around and gave him a donkey kick to the shins and took about a 4 inch strip of skin with me so what I learned that day is when one is without debilitating venom, one must be as a horse do

[simonalkenmayer]

“be as a horse do” is my new favorite colloquialism.

[kieljamespatrick]

[whitepeopletwitter]

F

[balladofabrokebitch]

A moment of silence for this absolute legend. We should all carry on this practice in her honor. 

[sweephimoffhisfeet]

Reblog and follow please!