That Weird Ginger Chick

20/♀/♉ Hey. I'm Jade, said ginger. Forgive my late-night astrology binges.

[ankle-beez]

[werewolf-cuddles]

Tumblr Staff: “Oh no, people are uploading child porn to our website that’s slipping past our filters. What should we do?”

Tumblr Users: “What the fuck do you think you should do? Report it to the FBI! Remove it from the site! Add anything new that pops up to the same filter that was keeping the rest out!”

Tumblr Staff: “Did you say ban adult content altogether?”

Tumblr Users: “What? No! Why would we say tha-”

Tumblr Staff: “Okay then!” *hits the Ban Porn button*

[riddleaugust]

Y’know, tumblr. Just saying.

[riddleaugust]

So, I’m gonna reblog this every day from now on.

[amtrax]

Everyone to staff: fix it

Staff:

[hungry-joe]

Hmm…marked as sensitive…almost as if staff is using this to also flag anything not wanted up…

[a-yoda-a-day]

imagine being so bad at moderating your own website you decide to just kill half the user base and not fix any of the actual problems

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

At least now Thanos is a believable villain. Man was just too lazy to look at an actual solution and was like “Nah man I’ll just murderify half the universe INCLUDING animals used for food,”

[hexiemi]

[c1qfxugcgy0]

Ha ha, no, of course not.

Yahoo is a notorious repeat offender. Yahoo is the reason the “if you’re not paying money for a service, then you’re not a customer, you’re the product.” saying exists.

Here is some fully general advice: If you’re the user of a free-to-use website, and you learn that it’s being bought by a large company, then this is always, and forever, bad news. If it’s not an acquihire, then it’s something worse. You’re not a customer, you’re the product.

If we’re lucky, this will be a Livejournal-style buyout, where the site just gradually disintegrates over the course of several years. If we’re unlucky, then it’ll be a Posterous-style buyout, and Tumblr will be shut down when Yahoo goes bankrupt in six months. It is vanishingly unlikely that being owned by Yahoo will benefit Tumblr users at all.

Predictions:

More ads. Karp has a weirdly principled dislike of ads, for a guy running a free social network. Marissa Mayer is unencumbered by morals, here. If you spend a billion dollars on something, you’re gonna want a return on income.

NSFW content is probably going to be banned, or heavily restricted. (As in, “verify your age by giving us a credit card number”) Ad networks hate and fear porn, and Yahoo is going to run more ads. No other Yahoo property allows NSFW content, for precisely this reason.

They might try to restrict fan content, due to copyright/CP concerns, as Livejournal did; they might not.

Dogs and cats living together. Mass hysteria!

[c1qfxugcgy0]

I called it, five years in advance.

[snaxattacks-deactivated20230801]

The prophecy was right there and we all ignored it.

[resonance-of-libra]

This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

[jukaidream]

I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯

[thisisasinkingship]

I think I did it wrong

[comic-girl2234-deactivated20240]

Uh I reblogged this like 3 days ago and I start my new job on Monday??? Like idk how you accidentally find a job but I did.

[caprifreak]

I need to get paid asap so pls ace help

[caprifreak]

I GOT PAID I GOT PAID!!!!!! MUCH MORE THAN I EXPECTED AAAAAAAAAAAA THANK YOU ACE

[musinvenusian]

I legit have a specific amount i want in my head rn it better come true 😭

[riyerose]

I ALSO HAVE A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF MONEY I WOULD LIKE TO ACQUIRE, PLEASE HELP

[autumn-new-moon]

This has worked before, so why not again?

[grinchwrapsupreme]

Doctor Who: This conscious universe took on the form of a sentient frog before it was destroyed

Me, a reformed Homestuck:

[crow--teeth]

users: hey Tumblr staff can u deal with these problems

Tumblr Staff: there can be no spiders in house if you burn house down. we must apply logic to site.

[history-and-stuff-and-things]

[queen-esu]

[vivaciousarcanist]

regardless on whether tumblr follows through with the nsfw ban or not there is a 100% chance that “female presenting nipples” will become a cards against humanity white card

[mleonheart]

; n ;) Goodbye Tumblr ———————————————————————— You can follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/MLeonheart FA: http://www.furaffinity.net/user/mleonheartfa/

[werewolf-cuddles]

“Baby, It’s Cold Outside” is not actually about date rape, but it’s easy to make that assumption when looking at the lyrics from a modern perspective. The thing is that the song was actually written in 1944.

At the time that the song was written, it wasn’t considered socially acceptable for a woman to spend the night with a boyfriend or fiance, and “What’s in this drink?” was a common idiom at the time used to rebuke societal expectations by blaming one’s actions on the influence of alcohol.

The song isn’t about date rape, but it is absolutely a product of it’s time, and it’s fairly easy to misinterpret it that way without the context of the time period it was written in.

[mcapriglioneart]

how to draw arms ? ? 

[swagginsloths]

holy fuck

[shoutsofthunder]

holy fuck is right… but… does it work with legs???

[mcapriglioneart]

yes !!

[empresspinto]

but how much extend

[thunar]

^^^^^^^^^^

[kvothe-kingkiller]

[gabbyzvolt25]

I NEARLY CHOKED

[lifeofcynch]

ENJFDFNFATFVFDF

[deactivated-blog]

finally. i can be accurate

[shiny-charming]

This is too fucking great to not reblog

[wishem]

I give it MASCLES

BIG MACHO

[keithislactoseintolerant-deacti]

🤣🤣

[urhella-gaychloe]

LMAOOOOOO

[fernacular]

Okay but for anyone who legit wants to know how to calculate it correctly:

The elbow joint on average rests a couple inches higher than the navel, so if you measure how long the distance is from the middle of the shoulder to that point then you have the length of the upper and fore arms!

[fernacular]

So if anyone’s wondering about legs too, the simplest rule of thumb is that the length from the top of the leg to the knee is equal to the distance between the top of the leg and the bottom of the pectorals:

And I wanna stress that when i say “top of the leg” i’m not talking about the crotch (please don’t flag me tumblr it’s an anatomical term) i’m talking about the point where the femur connects to the pelvis, which is higher up on the hips:

It’s easier to see what I’m talking about in this photo of a man squatting: 

So yeah if you use that measurement when using this technique you should get fairly realistically proportioned legs:

But remember! messing with proportions is an important and fun part of character design! Know the rules first so you can then break them however you please!

[im-a-hyperion-vault-hunter-deac]

HOW THE HELL DID I FIND THIS POST OMG

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thebibliosphere]

I actually feel sorry for the likely unpaid intern sitting at tumblr HQ dealing with all our bullshit and snark while those actually in charge watch the world burn from a safe distance and blame it on us damn kids not buying more products. Because ultimately this is what this about. Verizon needs to make money from Tumblr, and Verizon can’t make money cause Apple says “no adult content” and Apple has a stranglehold on the app market.

The fact that a lot of us use tumblr to host our own services and products as independent creators, often as our only source of income, is irrelevant to them. The fact that to many of us this is our community is meaningless to them. We’re acceptable collateral damage to furthering corporate greed and that’s the fucking tea on that.

Also to the hypothetical unpaid intern: leave, sweety. You can do better, and you’re worth so much more.

[roguesareth]

So what your saying is we should collectivly take a shit in Apples breakfast