our town is shit.

you think our world is evil? ha

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I'm honestly not gonna be on this anymore like ?? i haven't been and I'm not that into South Park anymore, especially what's going on rn??? idk but I'm gonna be more active on my main and my star vs ask blog if you're into that??? they're @punkpark and @askthesafekid so u. h yeah maybe you're interested in taking over you can message me or one of the other mods I guess??? like idk but yeah I'm out

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kenneth: everyone has to listen to these three laws! or it’s jail time for them

kenneth: there’s more rules than these three, though they’re not as strict as them

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kenneth: oh my satan.. wait, come back here you angel! stop running away! what the fuck, first the goatee and now two more laws broken?! you get back here, asshole!

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craig: do you see this? do you see this beautiful, pure blond hair? it’s perfection and black hair is for little uncultured swines. so, no, I would never, ever, consider dying my hair any color!

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evil!Kyle:

Asks are open. Make sure they’re worth our time, and we. won’t. do it.

hey, so like.. this is a thing, yeah? make sure to ask good stuff so evil!Kyle won’t like send normal Kyle to the evil world that place sucks ass ngl

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i’m just reblogging this since our ask box is empty and it’s still open, so yeah!! if you want to ask anything, go right ahead, we’d appreciate it!

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pip: you shouldn’t even try to answer, they don’t really care

damien: oh.. they don’t? but I really do like to—

pip: no, they don’t at all, so shut your loser mouth

damien: haha, okay, best friend :)

pip: UGH

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kenneth: i’m glad you think so!

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bebe: for example, there isn’t exactly any schools around here.. they’re illegal. but clyde and I sometimes.. not so legally.. bring textbooks to each other’s house and try to learn new things! it’s a blast, we’re learning about chemistry, right now.

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stan: like, seriously! what a mess.

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I do not disagree with your opinions, in fact some of them I do agree with some of them. It's not that I hate your opinions I just hate the way you exclude anyone from you quote on quote squad. I hate your attitude, I hate your selfish personality. I hate how you act like a very big narcissist. I hate how you act like you're the star of Quotev but literally all of the followers you have are from the same people on different accounts bye!

// alright, I see you have quite the distaste for us, and that’s fine, like I stated before. and I wish I could say it wasn’t true that we do exclude people we didn’t get along with or felt uncomfortable with, but it is rather that way. I apologize if we hurt you or made you angry in anyway, but please note that we try not to be selfish and we don’t think we’re the star of anything at all!! and we know that most of our followers is basically the same on different accounts, I don’t know about the others, but I would assume so, I don’t really care for my follower count on there?? overall, I’m sorry that you’re angry with us and I hope we could just leave it here and perhaps get over it. I hope you have a good day today as well

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You guys,the admins, are by far the bitchiest, most selfish people I have ever met. You act like you're the best when really you guys are just pmsing all the time. Your tumblr accounts suck, your Quotev accounts are idiotic and you guys aren't even funny. You guys date each other because you know nobody else will see the creepiness and bitchiness that you all have in you as attractive. You guys suck and go fuck a duck. Goodbye and I hope yall die, bye! :)

// woah okay, hi there. well, i don’t exactly think i’m the best nor do i think any one else does?? i mean, no one’s the best at anything really. but if you hate us, think we suck and are the most horrible people and think we should die and all those other things you said, that’s totally fine!! I hope you have a good day dear anon and thank you for your opinion! :-D

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kyle: it’s just a town filled with stupid, happy, goody-two-shoe mormons. i have a few relatives there so sometimes i have to go and visit, like today, which is  why i’m dressed so badly.

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kyle: I hope he burns next

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kenneth: if I see anyone without one; they will be thrown in jail and be charged of treason.

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evil!creek :-)

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mysterion: superhero phase? hah! fuck superheroes. we were super villains. and I must say; I was the best at kicking ass. 

mysterion: you see this all started when cartman decided to make a super villain costume to become.. how do I put this.. more likable. I actually got inspired by his silly little idea and made a costume myself. of course it was a lot better and I came up with a much more creative name. and, I even allowed myself to take off the goatee. just for the costumes.

mysterion: then, we decided to make a group, which 'the cat' started. he called it 'the cat and friends' which was extremely extremely lame but.. we fixed it later on. anyways, the team consisted of me, kyle(the Demon Kite), stan(Killer Tools), clyde(Assassin Bug), cartman(the Cat), and bradley(Bitter Lemon Crunch). Token wanted to join but..

mysterion: he didn't exactly have enough money to make a costume. I told him I would pay, but he said "nah, it'll be lame because everyone else made their own." I understood, though. but I did have to lock him up because he took off the goatee while trying to make said costume.

mysterion: we had an arch nemesis too..

mysterion: professor peace, who was the worlds "goodest" super hero. (too bad his grammar couldn't be better..) which is awfully ironic seeing he was completely terrifying. not that I would admit that to him, though. and i could never catch him to throw him in jail for not wearing the goatee. the bastard.

mysterion: onward, the cat beat up assassin bug one time. I don't know why, but it was hilarious and it gave us the reason to kick him out of the team. we changed the team name to "mysterion and friends" after that. it had a better tone to it, does it not? and because of bp, they opened a portal to another dimension. which was really lame. but, it gave us a new enemy to fight. cthulhu. in the end, the cat teamed up with cthulhu and almost took over the planet. it was horrible. there was good everywhere. it sucked so much ass. but we ruined the day! and it was amazing. because of me. I ruined the town. no matter what bitter lemon crunch says.

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gary: but my family is literally shit other than these things listed. we all completely hate each other—probably even more than the marsh family. I don't know.

gary: jenny's a slut for a living ; amanda's just an annoying little shit ; david's creepy as fuck and always wears a fucking garbage bag for some reason ; and then no one knows where mark went. not that I care, though. and for my parents? we killed them. haha.

gary: p.s. don't tell kenny I took off my goatee it's just so itchy I don't know what's up with that guy.