im so speechless. the way that nothing changes and everything changes. it doesn't matter but it so extremely does matter. it's the most normal thing in the world, and the biggest deal ever. you know.
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im so speechless. the way that nothing changes and everything changes. it doesn't matter but it so extremely does matter. it's the most normal thing in the world, and the biggest deal ever. you know.
NEVER KILL YOURSELF DAN AND PHIL HARD LAUNCH ON A RANDOM MONDAY IN 2025
Normalize talking about actors like the real people they are and not speculating about their feelings
….whaaaat who said that?
I hate how often this needs to be repeated and said in different ways because so many fans (of various shows/movies/actors) are too dense to actually learn the lesson. It’s like talking to a fucking wall but it still needs to be said.
Press interviews are not an invitation to make assumptions about their personal lives, then harass actors about said assumptions.
clocked his ass
THE SUMMER I TURNED PRETTY 3.09, “Last Call”
You know it’s REALLY bad when Adam is the one who tells you what you needed to hear
He’s still a shitty father and both boys are better off without him, but Jeremiah needs some sort of family right now and he’s not gonna want it from Laurel…so I guess it’s Adam for now…the last resort. And Connie really does need to give everyone space. Including himself.
“…like kissing a plant.”
The way that I sat up in bed and did multiple fist pumps and waived my arms around when Denise said that. Let’s goooo
Belly IS cheating
Not even just emotionally. I know she’s in denial, but (not so) deep down she knows what the tension is like between her and Conrad when they’re alone together. Conrad shouldn’t be the only one trying to put distance between them. Maybe I’m giving Belly too much credit, by assuming she knows how she feels about the situation of spending time with Conrad. But we have heard her thoughts about always loving him (at Christmas) and the charged moments they had recently (peaches and the surfing accident).
Belly needs to be honest with herself and I need her friends or her brother to help get her there. I’ve heard that Annika is the one to do it in the books, and I really need that to happen sooner than later. Especially when we know, from the season trailer, that Taylor is still firmly team jellyfish and is gonna tell Conrad to back off. I’ve loved Taylor as Belly’s best friend so far this season, but I have a feeling I’m really gonna hate her for a bit while she pushes for the wedding to happen.
THE SUMMER I TURNED PRETTY 3.07 "Last Hurrah" || Belly Conklin unable to stop thinking about Conrad
I’m so sad for Belly. It’s time for Taylor to tell her to follow her heart. And Belly definitely needs to talk to Steven.
The Summer I Turned Pretty 3.07 — "Last Hurrah"
I tried to let you go. But then this summer... being around you again and—and talking the way we used to and you looking at me the way that... you used to.
So THAT’S why Lucinda was important…
Ik none of us care what’s going on with Lucinda. I don’t even care that she got wasted because Taylor was mean to her. But it’s pretty genius to have her there for Steven to take care of. And we needed to see him taking care of her throughout the season for it to work. Well played Jenny, well played.
I love Denise. I can’t help it.
I’m still a Staylor fan, but I wouldn’t be mad if she and Steven went on a date or two. Or in a perfect world, Denise and him are friends and business partners and he gets back together with Taylor. I’d rather see Steven find success working with someone like Denise than get stuck working for Adam.
When she’s with Jeremiah…
People have called their relationship cheesy and cringe. To me it feels like some part of Belly feels the need to be performative. Like she needs to soothe Jeremiah’s insecurities by projecting how much fun she’s having. She’ll stay quiet when he does something she doesn’t agree with (like ordering the expensive meal) because he can’t handle criticism. And there’s probably a high chance that he’ll take it the wrong way.
But when she’s with Conrad…
Belly is free to feel and act however she’s feeling around him. What people perceive as her being less annoying when she’s with Conrad is the way they can just comfortably exist in the same space together. She will call him out on his shit and vice versa because they understand each other. The miscommunication they have is usually because they’re literally not talking to each other. Not because the other person isn’t listening.
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Pairing: Spencer Reid x fem!reader Category: Hurt/comfort, smut 18+ MDNI Summary: After a few near death experiences during a case, Spencer muses on your mortality, and decides to take advantage of everyone’s state of unconsciousness by showing his love for you right there on the jet. Content: 3.4k words, established relationship, they're sooo in love, mentions of alcohol, talk of death, addiction and typical CM violence, s3 post addiction Spencer, reader wears a skirt and is described as shorter than Spencer, semi-public unprotected p in v (in the jet bathroom), crying during sex, creampie. a/n: I’m back :> Spencer Reid girlies ik ur still here, please move the ouija board!!!!!! Proofread by my love @mggslover. Thanks for the request anon, I’m sorry I missed your ovulation period but I think this can be enjoyed at any point in time.
You’re not one to believe in miracles, but even this disbelief is not immune to contention. Events from the most recently wrapped case has made you rethink your stance on miracles—your plummet down an unseen ravine resulted in no broken bones (simply a split lip and a handful of nasty bruises blooming across your skin), a bullet narrowly missed your temple because of a coincidental, life altering head turn (Spencer had called for you in an attempt to stop your headfirst pursuit of the armed unsub), and, arguably the most miraculous of all, Spencer isn’t rambling in your ear and saying I told you to be careful.
(Perhaps to most people, one of these things is not like the other, but if you’re being honest, you weigh Spencer’s concern—and Spencer’s opinions, Spencer’s love, Spencer’s everything, really—with as much value as your own life. Maybe you should talk to someone about that.)
Silly Socks
Summary: Spencer never takes his mismatched socks off. Not even in bed.
Pairing: Spencer Reid x Fem!Reader
Category: Smut
Content Warnings: (18+, minors DNI) penetrative sex, reverse cowgirl position
Author’s Note: Just a fun little drabble because sex sometimes can be a little goofy (:
Word count: 500
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Spencer was deep inside you as you rocked your hips against his, trying to adjust the angle to reach your climax. He was lying on his back, staring up at you with the utmost adoration in his eyes as you rode him with motions so precise it almost drove him insane.
Leaning back, you tried but failed to get the right amount of pressure against your sweet spot.
“You okay?” Spencer breathed as his palms brushed over your hips.
Your movements came to halt as you softly spoke, “Is it okay if I turn around? I think that angle would feel better for me.”
“Of course,” he cooed.
So cute. I love when smut is a little silly. Makes it feel more realistic
When In Rome
Pairing: Spencer Reid x Reader
Summary: Y/N face-fucks Spencer with a strap-on for the first time. Based on this request by anon and then backed up by @pumpkin-goob
Warnings: Smut. Slight offence towards BDSM (Fuck you, Rebecca)
Words: 2,035
A/N: Neither Reader nor I have a problem with any form of BDSM or anything, its just Rebecca (boring bitch). Now, I hope you’re ready for a ✨piece of garbage ✨
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A stood in front of the full-length mirror, examining yourself. The black lace bra cupped your breast beautifully, holding them together and pushing them up in the perfect way. Your chest looked amazing and you couldn’t help but trace the supple flesh with the tips of your fingers. If it wasn’t for the strap-on resting on your thigh, your breasts would be the focus of attention.
The black harness sat snuggly on you, the six-inch dildo attached securely and adding an unexpectedly enjoyable weight to your lower body. You run your hand over the soft plastic, your fingers following the veins of the realistic cock.
Standing in your black stockings and heels, which your strap-on attached and in your hands, you couldn’t help but feel good. As a woman, you felt strong and powerful but with a faux penis attached to your body… you understood why people enjoyed strap-ons so much. It didn’t take away you’re your femininity at all, it seemed to add…something to it, if that were possible. You could admit it to yourself, you looked amazing and you felt it too.
You left the bathroom and went to the bedroom, mindful of the heels which you could easily fall over in. You took a deep breath before pushing the door open, nerves tickling up your back as you entered the room.
Spencer sat at the end of the bed, naked, watching as you entered. His eyes travelled over you, widening as they took in the strap-on. His Adam’s apple bobbed as he tore his eyes away, forcing them to meet yours. You could see the nerves in his eyes but also the curiosity and, maybe, a hint of excitement.
You and Spencer had spoken for weeks before taking this step. While on a case with his team, Spencer had gotten a deeper looking into what some may consider the ‘darker’ side of sex. And by some, you meant your friend Rebecca.
You had never considered your sex life with Spencer to be boring, though, you admit, it was rather vanilla. So, when Spencer came home and asked if you would be willing to try new things in the bedroom, you had been all for it. ‘Try everything once’ was a motto you stuck by.
You had tried some new things already. Handcuffs, ropes, a flogger and a Wartenberg pinwheel. You both tried each of the items, both being mutual curious about giving and receiving the pleasure they could achieve.
Something Spencer was curious about was blowjobs. Spencer was a genius and he was interested in knowing things. Which lead to his curiosity of what it was like to give a blowjob. Neither of you were ready to think about bringing a third person into your bedroom, even if just for a night.
Which was what led you to this moment, standing before him wearing a realistic strap-on penis.
“Did you known, in Roman times, a person could be punished for breaking the law by having to perform a blowjob on the person they wronged” Spencer said. “Rome was a patriarchal society, so men were considered to be giving and the person who performed oral was actually receiving.”
You smiled gently at your boyfriend and crouched in front of his. You cradled his face in your palm, stroking your thumb over his prominent cheekbone. He looked so sweet, so innocent, and your heart filled with love for him.
“Are you sure you want to do this?” you asked him softly, making sure to keep eye contact with him. “We don’t have to do this. I’ve explained to you what it’s like, you’ve read books… you don’t actually have to do this.”
“No-no. I-I-I want to” he assured you.
Your head tilted to the side as you studied him, trying to determine whether his stutter was due to his hesitation or anticipation. Finally, you nodded. “Okay, but we can stop at any time.”
You stood back up to your full height and took several steps back. Keep eye contact with Spencer, you spat in your hand and brought it back to the strap on. His eyes flickered down to watch as you spread your spit of the dildo, his Adam’s apple bobbing again as he swallowed. He forced in eyes back to your again.
“On your knees” you ordered him.
Though your voice was hard, Spencer could detect the softness behind the words. Though to an outside it would appear that you were in charge, in reality, Spencer had all the power in the relationship. All he needed to do was say ‘Rocket’, or tap the back of your calf twice, and it would be over.
Spencer dropped to his knees in front of you. Your eyes took in the sight of him on his knees before you, his cock semi-hard between his legs. Spencer Reid, powerful FBI agent and accomplished profiler, was, in a sense, at your mercy. The thought made you giddy.
“You look so pretty on your knees, Spence” you tell him, your thumb pulling at his bottom lip. “Are you gonna be a good boy and open your mouth for me?”
In your time of experimentation, you had found that Spencer quite liked to be praised. The first time you had praised him, he had involuntarily thrusted up to you and moaned lowly. The unauthorised movement and vocalisation had warranted a punishment in the form of an orgasm denial which lasted maybe a little too long, but it was a lesson learned for future use.
Spencer sat on his knees, his hands on the back of your legs, with his mouth open and waiting for you. Grasping the base of the dildo, you brought it up to his mouth. You traced his bottom lip with the tip of the cock.
Hmm, you thought to yourself, could you consider it your cock?
As the tip traced his lips, his tongue darted out to taste it. Though you had ensured to properly wash the toy, the taste of plastic was still present and made his nose scrunch up slightly. You couldn’t help but smirk as you watched him.
Your left hand threaded into the hair at the back of his head and you took a firm grasp, pulling his head back. His moaned at the force, looking at you through his long eyelashes. Spencer Reid really was a pretty boy.
You slowly pushed into his mouth, allowing him a few inches before pulling out. Your eyebrow raised at him, but Spencer tapped the back of your leg once, telling you to continue. You pushed back into his mouth, giving him a smile of approval when he hollowed his cheeks, sucking as you pulled out again.
You watched, your own arousal growing, as he circled his tongue around the tip of the cock before you plunged quickly back into his mouth. He moaned at the change of speed, his hands squeezing you, and his eyebrows lifting.
Your hand on the back of his head, you stopped your movement and encouraged him to move on you. You moaned as you watched his head bob, his beautiful brown eyes searching for yours as he worked his mouth over the dildo. You had never thought that watching your boyfriend give a blowjob, even to a toy, would be such a turn on.
And you were turned on, very much so. Your nipples hardened in your bra, pushing against the material. Your hips involuntarily thrusted forward, sending the dildo further into Spencer’s mouth and making him lightly gag on it, his eye twitching.
Your about to freeze, to pull away and apologise but then you hear it. Spencer moans. He liked that.
“You’re doing so well, Spence, your pretty mouth is taking my cock so well” you praise, pushing his hair out of his face. “I just want to fuck your face so hard, make you chock on me.” Spencer moaned in approval and both of your hands trailed into his hair. “Is that what you want, Spencer baby, you want me to fuck your face? Such a good boy.”
Your hands grasping the back of his head, fingers threaded through his hair, you held him still. He moaned again as you began to pull out of his mouth but soon stopped as you thrusted back in. You didn’t stop this time and let your hip continue to thrust against him, the dildo pushing its way to the back of his mouth and most likely touching the lining of his throat.
His eyes were wide and wet, and you watched as a single tear leaked from the corner of his left eye. Then another. The noises he made were beautiful. The wet sound of the dildo entering his mouth, pushing against his tongue.
His right hand leaves your leg and, tilting your head to the side slightly, you watch as he reaches for his own cock. He takes his cock in his hand, stroking it in time with your thrusts, moaning around the dildo in his mouth.
“You like that?” you asked, continuing your thrusts. “Go on, baby, touch yourself for me.”
On his knees before you, tears streaking down his face as you plunge into his mouth with your strap-on, his hand around his cock, he looks beautiful. You want nothing more than to stop, to pull out of his mouth and have him fuck you instead. You don’t though, this is about Spencer, about fulfilling something he was curious about.
It doesn’t take much longer before you watch as his eyes close, his body tensing as he lets out a muffled moan. His left hand squeezes your leg as he orgasms, his cum hitting your stocking covered legs.
In the middle of his euphoria, he looks breath taking. You had seen Spencer cum before, many times, but watching him do it while he was on his knees before you… he looked amazing, beautiful. It was at that moment you envied his memory, wanting to remember this view for the rest of your life.
Your thrusts slow to a stop and you pull the strap-on gently from his mouth. Spencer’s breathing heavy, both from the orgasm and having the toy down his throat. You leave his side for a moment, grabbing the bottle of water from the bedside table and bringing it to him.
“You did so well baby” you praise, stroking his sweaty hair back and kissing his forehead. “How are you feeling, you okay?”
He nods, sipping at the bottle.
“Come on, lets get you into bed” you said, grasping his arm.
Taking hold of him, you pull him to his feet and guide him to the bed. Once he’s sat down, you retrieve a wet washcloth from the bathroom. You gently clean him up before running it over your leg, then throwing it in the hamper.
“Sorry” Spencer apologises, his voice a little scratchy.
“Don’t be” you smile, leaning over to give him a kiss.
Taking your heels off, you unstrapped the harness and pulled it down your legs. You detached the dildo, setting both on the dressing table to be cleaned tomorrow. You took off your bra, throwing it towards the hamper along with the stockings, and grabbed one of Spencer’s old shirts to pull on.
You climbed into bed beside Spencer, snuggling up to him and pressing a kiss to his shoulder. His hand touched your thigh, tracing delicate patterns. You sighed, closing your eyes happily. His hand moved upwards, dancing over the skin between your upper thighs as it went towards your centre.
“What are you doing?” you asked, reaching down and grabbing hold of his hand.
“You didn’t cum” he replied. “I want you to feel good too.”
“I’m okay” you told him, leaning up to give him a kiss. You chuckled as he moved to protest, “Spencer, seriously, I don’t want you to. Tonight was for you, not for me. I might not have gotten to orgasm but I enjoyed myself either way.”
Meeting your eye, he knew there was no point in arguing. Instead, he sighed and circled his arms around you, pulling you to his chest. You smiled happily, closing your eyes and snuggling into him.
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If Matthew Gray Gubler gave me a forehead kiss at midnight on NYE
Am I saying all my problems would be disappear? No. But it would make my life a hell of a lot better.
And I just know our man asked for her consent beforehand. Bare minimum behavior? Yes. Am I still giggling and kicking my feet? Also yes.