[AUTOPLAY] Shiroyasha

[thisbytchfastyeet]

❝ Fight me! ❞

[ginnotkin]

“BRING IT ON, YOU ASSHOLE! AS IF I’M GONNA LET SOME SHITTY NINJA TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!”

Please don’t project your rivalry with Hanzo onto this person, Gin-san.

[mcternxl-blog]

Seeing the night sky was always a dream come true for the ex-Queen. Every night she’d stare up toward it, regardless of the weather. It never got old, really. After so long of being unable to see anything but a dark stone sky, it was a breath of fresh air to stare at anything else. 

So, when the clouds were cut by glimmering meteors racing by, a gasp escaped Toriel. She’d never had a chance to see a meteor shower before. She’d heard of them, of course, but seeing it with your own eyes was something else entirely. Sunset hues swell, warbling as tears well and flow down her cheeks. She was thankful to finally be on the Surface, even if it was in lands unknown. Finally being free of the glorified jail that was the Underground. Living in peace rather than a war. It was all still a fairy-tale brought to life for her.

[ginnotkin]

Truly, it was a breathtaking sight. And for one who did not have the chance to take in such a marvelous view, it must have been doubly so. Perhaps, even a deeply intimate and emotional experience. If nothing else, she deserved to be able to appreciate this moment in peace..

Which did not come to pass, as one of the shooting stars seemed to come hurtling down from the heavens, crashing just a few feet away from where she stood. And where it crashed, something had become embed into the ground..

“.. Oi. Mind giving me a hand?”

[ginnotkin]

powerbrought‌:

“Were you born with that or did you get a little something called a concussion?”

“You’re the one that asked. Don’t backtrack now that I’ve entertained your voyeuristic interests. Next time just watch a video online instead of peeking into other people’s sex lives.”

THAT ISN’T WHAT THIS IS ABOUT!

[ginnotkin]

sanpatron‌:

“ Given my interactions with you and the fact that I could definitely be the main character in something, I think I’m pretty damn worthy to star in this little opening of yours. Granted I don’t know what the fuck you’re even going off about considering I doubt you’re even filming a show, but I’ve come to realize that it’s better just t’ roll with your shit at this point. ”

“Hmm.. Not sure how much your appeal will get over with fans, but it’s better than nothing. You’re going to have to rename yourself to David-kun, though.”

Why would he have to rename himself for an anime opening? Why David? Did you just pick the most american name you could think of?!

“HEY HEY! DAVID-KUN! BASEBALL! FOOTBALL! PRO-WRESTLE! OKAY?”

SPEAKING LIKE A FOREIGNER DOESN’T EVEN MAKE SENSE HERE! THE LANGUAGE HERE IS UNIVERSAL!

[powerbrought]

“…How do humans manage with such little stamina?”

[ginnotkin]

“Some people are born with it. Sometimes they use a little something called viagra--”

That’s the wrong kind of stamina, Gin-san.

[ginnotkin]

“Ahem. So, due to legal obligations, I’m going to need at least five of you so I can have my own official Anime Opening in this place. I would have just done a solo Gintama opening with myself as the focus for a whole minute and a half, but that kind of thing doesn’t fly in the industry anymore. So.. Any takers? Mind you, I’ll be judging you on whether you’re fit to star in the same opening as me.”

[ginnotkin]

If you harass an animal, don’t be surprised when they attack you.

[ginnotkin]

sanpatron‌:

“ WHO IN THE FUCK IS NARRA-PACHI?!?! CHRIST, MAN. EVER SINCE I MET YOUR DUMB ASS I’VE HAD T’ KEEP DEALING WITH WEIRD SHIT OVER AND OVER AGAIN. YOU’RE LIKE A FUCKING MAGNET FOR THIS STUFF! AND HONESTLY, I HAVE NO IDEA WHY IT’S ALWAYS ME GETTING DRAGGED INTO THI- ”

Unfortunately the Boss won’t be able to finish his little outburst as the one hit knockout just delivered to Gintoki has completely shaken him to his core. He’s not sure what to say or even do at this point. I mean, what can he? There’s a chimp wearing a straw hat and talking like a retired Scottish actor who’s managed to kick the shit out of some idiot in one go!

“ What the fuck……. ” is all he can manage to say right now. The chimp, Gintoki, this whole god damn fiasco has left him feeling an absolute storm of different emotions. All of this was such a far cry from what he was normally used to back home, and that was already weird as shit by his standards. But this? This was on a whole new level. Months and months of weird bullshit he’s dealt with since coming to this island has culminated into the realization that this was the new norm for him. This was what he’d have to deal with in his journey to rebuild the Saints and get back to the life he knows best.

Oh sweet Jesus how was he going to survive?

“I SAID BE QUIET! You fools really thought you could get away with it, did you? But your crimes aren’t the kind that can be overlooked! I was sent here to make sure that both of you put a stop to your antics. Violating our copyrights. Infringing on our intellectual property! He’s been watching you two since the moment you arrived and sent me here to warn you before you go too far!”

“You can’t possibly mean..”

“I do lad! The owner of everything that exists! M*ckey M*use! Make one more refrerence about anything and you’ll both be swimming with the fishes, understand! He has agents all over! His grasp is beyond your scope! This is your first and only warning! Now I have to get out of here. I have a date with a cat pirate and a guy with a really long nose!”

... WHAT?

[ginnotkin]

shadowedstep‌:

“I’m stopping you there. Who is that?”

“Don’t be dumb. If I told you that I’d be making you a target too. But at least I can recount the events that transpired back then too.”

“With that being said, let’s begin the flashback sequence.”

[ginnotkin]

shadowedstep‌:

“Sure. Hit me.”

She’s calling him out!

“It all started some few weeks ago. when I barely escaped with my life after being attacked by an assassin sent by M*ckey M*use--”

[ginnotkin]

onikind‌:

鬼 “Oh? How strange. I can. At least long enough to put it back in place.” Thanks A+ rank Battle Continuation.

There was nothing about what she just said that didn’t make him absolutely terrified.

“I NEED TO GO?? RIGHT NOW??? IMMEDIATELY????”

[ginnotkin]

as his father pls don't take my son to a soap land till I say he's ready

“He’s my son now.”

[ginnotkin]

onikind‌:

鬼 “Why go to the trouble when I could just rip yours from your head, hm? Surely you can live without a skull.”

“NO ONE CAN LIVE WITHOUT A SKULL YOU IDIOT!!”

Awfully bold of him to throw out such an insult when he’s in a state of utter fear.

[ginnotkin]

yanagichiri‌:

         “… No. Should I know what that is?”

“Listen. Out of the goodness of my heart, I’ll take you there so you can experience the boldest form of love. you won’t have trouble expressing it ever again. I promise you.”

Someone please stop him.

[shadowedstep]

“This has probably been asked already, but mind explaining to me why you have your dicks out?”

[ginnotkin]

“It’s a pretty long and enthralling story. If you have a few hours to spare, I could tell you all about it.”

At least tell them about it with a pair of pants on.

[yanagichiri-blog]

         “How do some people have such an easy time expressing love… Wish I could do that…”

[ginnotkin]

“It’s simple. Have you ever been to soapland?”

GIN-SAN, NO!

[ginnotkin]

driftingautumns‌:

“…We do not share a pants size. Even vaguely. Do you, like, want a dress or something? Even that might be better.”

“What kind of defeatist attitude is that? A person can fit into any size pants with enough effort. You won’t make it through life with that kind of mindset.”

[driftingautumns-a-blog]

“…I hate my housemates…”

[ginnotkin]

“Oi. You got any pants I can borrow?”