The First Grand Nagus

buy the Rules of Acquisition it's an informative book I highly recommend

[allamaraine]

also to all my new followers

hello

welcome

i’ve been waiting for you

[thevaultofretroscifi]

Gaia sky mapper image near the Galactic centre by ESA. Accidentally this is also how Ferengi view galaxies: as strips of gold-pressed latinum.

[trek-tracks]

What’s a Ferengi’s favourite cream-filled pastry?

Profit-eroles.

[jacobospa]

Have YOU got the lobes for business?

[gint-suggestion]

Important Announcement!

Well, it seems I have not been here for a VERY long time! I was on a very LONG vacation with some very lovely females and males. I was very busy every single day! It’s always nice to come back greeted by the wonderful Rules of Acquisition!

As a suggestion, I HIGHLY recommend reading the Rules of Acquisition everyday! Very inspiring!  :)

[gint-suggestion]

pay me one strip of latinum and i’ll dab

[qstionableanswers]

What if I pay you infinite latinum? Will you dab until you die of exhaustion and strain?

[gint-suggestion]

How will I acquire “infinite” latinum? I don’t suppose you can give it to me all at once, so will you give me a strip of latinum per dab? If you do that, then I will have only what you have given me up until the point that I have died. Can you further explain your payment method?

I very much so look forward to doing business with you, Mr. Q!

[qstionableanswers]

I am giving you, have given you, and will give you infinite latinum if you dab infinitely.

[gint-suggestion]

After much consideration, I have accepted this deal. As always, the Rules of Acquisition are there to guide me! Rule #2 says, "The best deal is the one that brings the most profit." Infinite means infinite and it is greater than any other simple amount! This has been an amazing opportunity, Mr. Q!

[gint-suggestion]

pay me one strip of latinum and i’ll dab

[qstionableanswers]

What if I pay you infinite latinum? Will you dab until you die of exhaustion and strain?

[gint-suggestion]

How will I acquire "infinite" latinum? I don't suppose you can give it to me all at once, so will you give me a strip of latinum per dab? If you do that, then I will have only what you have given me up until the point that I have died. Can you further explain your payment method?

I very much so look forward to doing business with you, Mr. Q!

[biblically-accurate-bongrip]

this is the Lucky Latinum Space Mom, reblog for 10 years of flawless credit, high profits and Ca$h Money$

[gint-suggestion]

pay me one strip of latinum and i’ll dab

[gint-suggestion]

Don’t forget to comb your ear hair every morning to look your finest

[fictionalred]

This is the Ferengi post of fortune

reblog to receive a hundred bars of Gold Pressed Latinum this week, ignore to go to the Vault of Eternal Destitution

[gint-suggestion]

Rule of Acquisition #431

When the shooting starts, let the mercenaries handle it!

[gint-suggestion]

Very Important Announcement!

Hello, everyone! Before I begin, I would just like to say that it has been absolutely WONDERFUL sharing the Rules of Acquisition with you all! It brings great pleasure to my Ferengi heart to see so many people interested in a big part of our Ferengi culture. That being said, I'm afraid that there is only one more rule that I am able to translate for you all. With not enough clients funding the translations of the rules, I will have to skip over right to Rule of Acquisition #431. Although this may be a great disappoint to you all, I highly recommend purchasing the Rules of Acquisition book from myself, the First Grand Nagus and author of the Rules of Acquisition.

[gint-suggestion]

Rule of Acquisition #294

A bargain usually isn't.

[gint-suggestion]

Rule of Acquisition #293

The more time they take deciding, the more money they will spend.

[gint-suggestion]

Rule of Acquisition #292

Only a fool passes up a business opportunity.

[gint-suggestion]

Rule of Acquisition #291

The less employees know about the cash flow, the smaller the share they can demand.