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nerokei

ijustwannagobacktosleep

thank you kirby

nonbinarycryptic

Oh thank god for kirby

inquisitiveheretic

beyond obsessed w this pic of bootsy collins. wizard drip impeccable

lavenderbud-deactivated20180916

a video compilation of me attempting to do anything

spudinacup

I have tears literally everywhere I haven’t laughed this hard in so long. Who thought of this, I want to marry them and shake their hands

thesassycat

You can only reblog this today.

askjennaflorida

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

mauxanhduong

[ID: a billboard with the background of the Super Mario Bros game. The billboard reads, “Have a super Mar 10!” The date on the billboard, has been abbreviated and written so that it looks like the word “Mario”. End ID.]

billie-pipers

#the holy trinity

gorandomshesaid

I think you’re forgetting good ole Buffy

shattteredvisage

you’re all right but can I also suggest:

thewolfamongussy-deactivated202

the girl literally threatened to run over the ps5 if the boy chooses it over her. the ps5's verse is the ps5 pleading for its life. we haven't considered how stressful the situation must be for the ps5 :(

kalliopestarmist

fiti-vation

ernasd

oh this is a life saver

gallusrostromegalus

So these are both “Aw Fuck I’m outta real food” meals BUT ALSO: if you’re learning how to cook, these are great “baby steps” meals to learn how to cook basics into something enjoyable without “wasting” anything expensive. Though I maintain that even cooking screw-ups are valuable in terms of lessons learned.

Also they’re great for when you get absorbed in something and you realize your blood sugar is dropping and you need to make something Quick.

petermorwood

Making basic storecupboard or fridge ingredients less basic and more nutritious.

omghotmemes

Solidarity against kellogs

anxietyproblem

doesitsparkjoytho

sindri42

Every cat I have known would immediately climb up through the hole and start stealing everybody’s food.

graycoin

Crime porthole

if-i-was-a-wyrm

this was designed by cats

ilovecatsandbaking

Just get one of these and put them over the whole, you can have cat and food protection.

lurking96

You imprison miette. You put her under the glass like the cheese. Jail for mother for hundreds of years.

nepofledgling

was anyone else 14 on the internet thinking they were a millennial in the mid 2010s. I’d see posts about the housing market and be like so true I can’t afford a house

danger

Montmartre steps, Paris 18th by Chris Bonnie

just-shower-thoughts

Plants using capsaicin to deter humans from eating their fruit has failed spectacularly. However, that failure to serve its natural purpose has actually proven to be more advantageous to the plant’s reproduction in the long run.