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who is sweet randall and why is he calling my house

shadovvlurking

Mechanical pencil discourse:

These are the good ones

shadovvlurking

These? Awful wobbly hell sticks.

scoutkln

what about these

askroukemonone

how about this?

shadovvlurking

Both of these are good too but the bottom ones are expensive as fuck

toonsylvania

👀 ?

shadovvlurking

Those classify as the first ones they are good

thisisnakesblog

what about everyones favorite?

shadovvlurking

THOSE ARE DISGUSTING HOW FUCKING DARE YOU

radicalrobo

those last ones shatter if anyone within 10 feet of you even thinks that they might maybe need something to write with

rubyzoisite

Hey OP

shadovvlurking

this is the worst addition, thanks

movedtocrowleycore-deactivated2

me encountering shinies

fuckheadwitha

guitarbeard

Wizard who got tired of fighting and casts fucked up unethical spells like “super brain hemorrhage” to end them faster

blackkkabutops

One time I did “Summon Water” inside a guys lungs and the GM allowed it because he had been playing for years and never seen anyone do that

indyexploits

Me “I can raise the temperature of a space by 5 degrees (Fahrenheit) per success” DM “Okay.” Me “And that’s 6 successes, so 30 degrees…” DM “Okay…” Me “And ‘inside the human body’ is a space, right?” DM “…I don’t like where this is going.” Me “So I’m going to raise the temperature inside his body 30 degrees.” DM “Yeah, so he’s dead now. He was fine, and then went through all the stages of heat stroke in half a second before his body went ‘No thank you’ and just shut off to stop it from being so hot. Good job.”