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who is sweet randall and why is he calling my house
Mechanical pencil discourse:
These are the good ones
These? Awful wobbly hell sticks.
what about these
how about this?
Both of these are good too but the bottom ones are expensive as fuck
👀 ?
Those classify as the first ones they are good
what about everyones favorite?
THOSE ARE DISGUSTING HOW FUCKING DARE YOU
those last ones shatter if anyone within 10 feet of you even thinks that they might maybe need something to write with
Hey OP
this is the worst addition, thanks
me encountering shinies
Wizard who got tired of fighting and casts fucked up unethical spells like “super brain hemorrhage” to end them faster
One time I did “Summon Water” inside a guys lungs and the GM allowed it because he had been playing for years and never seen anyone do that
Me “I can raise the temperature of a space by 5 degrees (Fahrenheit) per success” DM “Okay.” Me “And that’s 6 successes, so 30 degrees…” DM “Okay…” Me “And ‘inside the human body’ is a space, right?” DM “…I don’t like where this is going.” Me “So I’m going to raise the temperature inside his body 30 degrees.” DM “Yeah, so he’s dead now. He was fine, and then went through all the stages of heat stroke in half a second before his body went ‘No thank you’ and just shut off to stop it from being so hot. Good job.”
gordon ramsey: is the food good here?
underpaid server:
Gordon: How is the food here? What’s best to order?
Ill Treated And Underpaid Server, About To Purposefully Suggest The Absolute Worst Thing On The Menu:
someone left me what looks to be an entirely blank book in MC????
this is still fucking hilarious because someone went to the effort of making a 50+ page book just to rickroll me
remember when michael bay felt the need to give devastator visible testicles
i wish i was joking
Pokemon in Detective Pikachu
i installed the owo extnesion. what a terrible decision
im going to be sick
me when I fucking drink water
Chomky thirst