HELLO THERE...

ay i'm brooke how's it shakin'

[dyselxia]

im selling my dads cookies for my schools charity drive so this is the advertisement i made for them for facebook and im convinced this is the single greatest video i have ever made

[illestmemes]

if im ever making a commercial you’re hired

[prettychips]

Dying

[earlblouse-deactivated20131202]

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

[hoymihnoy]

I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.

[rizaoftheowls]

clearly you never tried to write a word document in the 90s

[methhomework]

can someone really buy this woman’s baby to save it from it’s guaranteed fucked up future

[just-shower-thoughts]

I really thought quick sand was going to be a bigger issue in life when I was little.

[piercedshut]

OH NO THIS GUY I USED TO HAVE A THING WITH FOLLOWED ME ON TWITTER I HAVE TO DELETE SO MANY SUBTWEETS HELP

[piercedshut]

OHHHHH NOOOOO HE TEXTED ME I WASNT FAST ENOUGH OH MY GOD

[piercedshut]

OH NOOOOO IT GOT WORSE 

[piercedshut]

I HAVE MADE THINGS SO MUCH WORSE HELP I AM IN THIS HOLE SO DEEP

[piercedshut]

OH NO

[the-wandering-wanderer-deactiva]

“I watched Fifty Shades of Grey the other day, and-you know that guy from Silence of the Lambs? Not as creepy. Not as creepy as the guy in Fifty Shades.” (X)

[queen---mab-deactivated20240906]

Oh. My. God.

[merriment-and-vodkashots]

This is fucking gold.

[lake-erie]

if all ur exes are the same height it means u only look good from 1 angle

[to-neverland-with-love-deactiva]

How I see the Mbti types

Isfj - common quiet nurturing fucks Istj - quiet boring fathering fucks Istp - Ron Swanson Isfp - quiet artistic little fucks Infp - quiet imaginative fucks Intp - quiet trivia-loving fucks Infj - rare af quiet over-analysing old-soul fucks Intj - quiet evil plotting adorable fucks Esfj - loud mothering fucks Estj - loud high-maintenance bad-ass fucks Estp - loud-personality hyper-sexual fucks (too cute tho) Esfp - loud outgoing people-pleasing fucks Enfp - really loud creative fucks on crack Entp - loud intelligent wild-card fucks Enfj - loud caring local government fucks Entj - loud charismatic presidential fucks

[kant-deactivated20190908]

[poshbloggingapotheosis-deactiva]

great job

[dizzyhslightlyvoided]

You know this is probably the first time I’ve seen someone use Vine’s format itself for the purpose of trick photography

[dutchstore]

me as a parent by 1hunnasyd

[intensional]

I’ve gone 16 years without dying a single time and I think that’s pretty impressive

[friclge]

you say this as if you can die and come back

[intensional]

Well I haven’t died yet so who’s to say I can’t

[beben-eleben]

[hippie-janessa-deactivated20190]

by Christoph Niemann

[timeniw]

That’s dope

[memewhore]

[sapphiction-deactivated20220407]

WHY AM I FUCKING ROARING WITH LAUGHTER AT THIS

[simpl-ic-ity]

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

[bibleforboys]

[subsiding]

Me trying to flirt in class: “So what school do you go to”

[worm-ghoul]