i hate it here

he/him / ace / anxiety / phd student / fuck capitalism / fuck republicans / the planet is dying

[chankitten]

sorry for not replying, i am unbearably nervous at all times

[10knotes]

*gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break

[bloodbatty]

Get your ribbon here

[giraffeweasel]

We here at giraffeweasel inc. are committed to finding new and exciting ways of incorporating the word "fuck" into everyday speech. Today, we are excited to announce the launch of the phrase "God's green fuck", an innovation on the phrase "God's green earth". For example, instead of saying "Why in God's green earth is it so hot outside?", you could say "Why in God's green fuck is it so hot outside?" I think we can all agree that this is an improvement on the phrase and marks an important step in our journey to introduce more ways of using the word "fuck" in everyday speech. Try it today!

[ashstfu]

i do not ghost purposely i just have no idea what to say ever

[ashstfu]

and i have no concept of passage of time

[riplikeren]

[sovietnam]

[thememedaddy]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

the most Child Emperor urge i have is to shout "BOOORRIINGGG!!!" when i have to witness something i dont like for too long

[catchymemes]

[pnkrathian]

[romanceyourdemons]

animated fantasy films just don’t make fucked up evil castles like they used to

[romanceyourdemons]

[ID: king haggard’s castle from the last unicorn (1982), the horned king’s castle from the black cauldron (1985), and maleficent’s castle from sleeping beauty (1959) /end ID]

[moviesludge]

aesthetic of the day is fucked up evil castles

[catchymemes]

[charlesoberonn]

We need more scary infinite variants of manmade environments like the Infinite IKEA or the Backrooms.

May I suggest, The Lot:

[charlesoberonn]

I'm sorry to disappoint you but this is a real parking lot. I didn't edit it.

[charlesoberonn]

Check out the lot-to-building ratio in any large American sports stadium

[toawk]

Some lots are so big they have bus services specifially inside it. The lots are broken into sections and buses go around to their sections at a set amount of times before the start of something and drive people to the main building.

[charlesoberonn]

The societies of lost people inside The Lot would probably operate something like that to locate and pick up new arrivals and bring them over to one of the major settlements.

[charlesoberonn]

In the Infinite Ikea or Backrooms you can convince yourself there's gonna be a door round the next corner or behind that wall.

But despite it being completely open, there is no hope of escape from The Lot. Whereever you look it's just more cars from horizon to horizon.

[bonediggercharleston]

Sheesh, man, that's

a lot

[charlesoberonn]

Any artists interested in illustrating some The Lot concept art? Things like

A new arrival realizing a they're lost

Scavengers systematically going through cars for supplies

A small farming community that dug up the asphalt to plant crops

A veteran traveler coming across two sun-bleached skeletons wearing old-timey clothes next to some old cars, implying they've been there for more than a century

[asteroidtroglodyte]

How Eldritch do we want this location to be?

More ideas:

Agriculture is impossible; all the food available is truck-stop fare, scavenged from cars. A group of people had the idea to dig up the asphalt to find dirt to grow crops, but the top layer is just laid down on top of a layer of an older kind of hardtop. At one point a group of people excavate a pit several meters deep, uncovering progressive layers of asphalt, concrete, tile, brick, cobblestone, etc. but they never reach dirt.

Since all food is scavenged from cars, groups have to stay on the move. Although, if you want, you could have unobserved cars reset according to some occult criteria, enabling cyclical migratory patterns. Or, if you want, you could have them have to keep moving outwards and hope they don’t cross a patch that’s already been cleared by someone else.

Any foods that actually contain any appreciable amount of fiber become the most treasured kind of food, as everyone gets constipated from eating only the most refined and processed of foods for every meal.

Part of the uncanny feeling of the place is that it is perfectly flat. It’s not immediately obvious because the only things you can climb to get a better view are lampposts, but there’s no curvature to the earth in this place. A cult forms around disassembling cars to build a tower to try and see to the edge. It’s unclear what’s going on with the sun, given there’s still a day/night cycle.

There are plenty of cars to shelter in, but the geomorphology of this place would lead to incredible windstorms at dusk and dawn, with a very still, hot midday, and a bitterly cold night.

[trembaum-iii]

[mcelquotes]

That is the core of social anxiety, is that somewhere deep down in you (deeper than all your other secrets), you have a suspicion (bordering on certainty) that you are a dumb shit.

Justin McElroy

[yournewcryptid]

Math is really tiring, im so glad i finally get to relax and do some knitting and crochet and i oh god oh my what the fuck

[massivetittiesandwarcrimes]