I Only Pretend Like I Know Everything.

This is supposed to be a blog about what happens in my daily wonderful life... But really I just post whatever strikes my fancy. I enjoy supernatural, and theatre, and books, and coffee, and Natasha Romanov obviously.

[femmedionysus]

I feel like the real peril of growing up Christian that no one really talks about is how deeply veggie tales songs get embedded into your fuckin head like a ticking time bomb of inanity

it could be decades later and you’re minding your own business in line at the grocery store or on the bus or trying to fall asleep and from the depths of your brain comes “the bunny, the bunny, ooh I love the bunny”

you’ll never be free

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

someone, being normal: it’s time

my goblin brain:

[wyomings]

anytime i lose my hairbrush…..yall already know whats going down

[bemusedlybespectacled]

me: walking anywhere

in the depths of my hell mind, in a French accent: KEEP WALKING! butyouwon’tknockdownourwall keep walking! BUT IT ISN’T GONNA FALL!

[wannabe1987]

I feel all of these. Hairbrush. Bunny. “I feel so blue” madam blueberry. Pirates who don’t do anything.

[girl-compromised]

OOOOOOHHHHH EVERYBODYS GOT A WATER BUFFALO YOURS IS FAST AND MINE IS SLOW

[cottoncanyon-deactivated2018012]

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

[postdysphoric]

[resonance-of-libra]

This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

[jukaidream]

I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯

[thisisasinkingship]

I think I did it wrong

[resonance-of-libra]

You made me lol ^_^

[neshtasplace]

I’m reblogging cause I had a great boon, so charging this post with more power!

[knifefightscene]

Me in every conversation

[penny-anna]

Classic Who Pride Moodboards: Jamie Mccrimmon / Scottish bi pride

[sheikhzahir-deactivated20160528]

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The world @ America.

[1672dykebrigade-deactivated2016]

stop i thought kansas was a city in Missouri, goodbye I’ve been here almost 8 yrs and i still don’t have a clue

[officiallyhydra]

Kansas City is a city dived between Missouri and Kansas due to negotiations made prior to the civil war

[dragonbonez]

This is just… really awesome

[corseque]

the Jupiter, Bringer of Jollity playing over the baseline of Gymnopedie nearly broke me..

[gifsboom]

[peopleareaproblem]

Human off-screen: “What is it, Boog? What is that?”

Boog: (kisses the baby deer)

Human off-screen: “A kiss! Look at that kiss!”

Boog: (makes tiny bear noises)

Human off-screen: “Go give it another kiss. Go give it another kiss, Boog. Yes!”

Boog and the baby deer: (kiss)

Human off-screen: “Yes, that’s a bear kiss!”

@captioned-vines

[woodmeat]

Why is there a bear in their house

[ana-hata]

I feel boog belongs so real question is why is there a deer

[woodmeat]

You have clearly never watched the live deer cam. On the other hand I’ve never seen a bear cam…

[swevani-deactivated20170107]

im not a christian but at this point i want jesus christ himself to descend from the afterlife to take the microphone out of trump’s hands and say “are yall fuckin serious”

[mccoppinscrapyard]

#what i really like about Helga are her proportions 

#she’s thin but muscular and has some curves

#but she’s also tall which is unusual for an animated woman 

#and her eyes don’t take up half her face 

#and she has broad shoulders which i like

Thank you, creators of Atlantis.

[k-lionheart-deactivated20171126]

Helga deserved more

[saintdollyparton]

I was so attracted to her lol

[kyleehenke]

I cannot be stopped

[yourbigsisnissi]

this is the most important video i’ve ever seen

[wishiwasastoner]

This is a spiritual experience.

[screams-geometrically]

I want this as my ringtone

[darkmao]

May we meet again

[eeeeeeeeeeeek]

the bend

and slap

[fearliath-blog]

I don’t even watch Star Trek but that is the most graceful bitchslap I have ever seen.

[currentsinbiology]

50 ccs

“There’s been a raccoon accident at an accordion bacchanalia! Double doses!”

[flawful-ish]

But there are 4 c’s, and 4x25=100 not 50?

[girl-compromised]

But it's 50 cc's not 50 c's

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

White dudes: I don’t know who’s worse: Hillary or Trump.

LGBTQ people: Trump is.

Black people: Trump is.

Undocumented immigrants: Trump.

Muslims: It’s Trump.

Women: Trump duh.

White dudes: *shoves head deeper into ass* I just… don’t… know…

[pepsimaxing]

I love how this post just generalises nearly every group of people.

[awwww-cute]

[blackandmildwithgod]

If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars

[apollonne-deactivated20201016]

Need my $10

[apollonne-deactivated20201016]

Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work

[girlbossjodiarias]

Always reblog Alexander Hamilton the tomcat.