I Know Im A Handful But Thats Why You Have 2 Hands

Rhiannon. 18. Type 1 diabetic. Gemini.

[densewentz]

Today's Designated Vibes: the weird nostalgic feel-good summer afternoon mood this inflicts on me

[primmsfairytale]

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somehow i'm the first person to think of this

[girl-in-ashes]

Whoops

Ok so I stopped being active on here because I wanted to devote more time to my witchy tumblr.... apparently its been a whole 2 years at LEAST since ive been on here lol. Whoops. Hey Everyone who is still here, ily

[girls-to-avoid]

everyone always talks about the wendys twitter, but

let’s talk about moonpie’s twitter

[helthehatter]

Moon pie is so nice and responsible

[girls-to-avoid]

He’s a very good boy

[queen-of-dirt]

Ohhh my God

[fleetwoods-grimoire]

What’s up, Witches?! (Pt. 2)

I just wanted to make another post about the AWESOME discord server I made! Not to toot my own horn (🎺🎺🎺) but the people are amazing and we have lessons that the mods post so everyone has general knowledge of all kinds of witchery and of course, it’s a weedcraft server, so there’s a whole section dedicated to the devils lettuce.

So if you wanna learn witchcraft, make new friends, and have hella fun, just come on over and join the server!!

https://discord.gg/UHY4Wzk

[porterr-robinson]

[gandlafsbignaturals]

[coolthingsyoucanbuy]

Crayons shaped like an opossum humerus

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Gay bones.

[respectfulmemes]

[kuttithevangu]

Being kind to ghosts is a Jewish value

[sadboybrigade]

I was just telling my coworkers today about how part of the official Passover cedar is literally summoning an ancient ghost to get drunk with you and I didn’t quite realize how wild Judaism is until I had to explain that

[retroactivebakeries]

Objection: Elijah never died, so whatever he is, it isn’t a ghost.

[sadboybrigade]

look i googled “passover elijah” and this is the first image result

if it looks like a ghost and quacks like a ghost it’s a fuckin g ghost

[kuttithevangu]

That’s my grandpa

[lesbeet]

Elijah Never Died He Tucked His Arms And Legs Into His Belley. Curled Up Into A Ball. And He Just Rolled Away.

[wombatking]

We have no conclusive proof that Elijah wasn’t always eight feet tall and translucent. 

[stareon]

This post was read out loud at my family’s seder and it was incredible

[kuttithevangu]

OH MY G-D

[butchbuckys]

i havent seen some of these in any of the vine compilations ive watched so uhhh. here’s my own. 

[cajetaconmiel]

THIS COMPILATION IS ART

[pettycentral]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

you'd leave your kid at the club

No I wouldn’t I’d be dancing on the bar with it

[hettymcsweaty]

It

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

cons of tapeworm

-regular parasite stuff. I don’t want to bore you

pros of tapeworm

-friend inside

-never lonely

[ruinedchildhood]

[victorious]

[eclecticblkgirl]

I’ve met this girl 😂

[totaldivasepisodes]

[wrestlingoutofcontext-deactivat]

OH SHIT

[sassywelshgiraffe]

I want people who don’t watch wrestling to explain what’s happening here.

[xenomorphique]

A bard rolled a 20 on intimidation

[babyanimalgifs]

Animal snaps

[twenyonepilots]

its me. im the april fool.