Girl Reducer

Arisen from my meager grave, hungers for bones. trans girly, not a minor

[pansy2025]

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

[mezzodical]

[dogpuppy]

[creepycrag]

Needlessly poetic in a way that draws your credibility into question. The whimsical typography also reduces the gravity of the statement. Please see the revised edition attached below.

[demilypyro]

[segamascott]

[thickness-protection-program]

my bad bro

[dykepuffs]

[girl-reducer]

[girlballs]

Anyone heard of breasts?

[girlballs]

Buncha scholars in here tonight.

[badassdemonsword]

Literally me when i listen to rock music

[sashimi55]

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

[dambiex]

[3000s]

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

[3000s]

nobody thinks this way, you are a broken person

[tanookitalez]

never has a game’s boxart made it more clear who tops in this relationship

[tanookitalez]

ok actually though what was this game’s problem . why am i so envious of a yellow shape

[girl-reducer]

Get a load of the guy. Probably doesnt even know about the 7 princely apes

[girl-reducer]

My asshole is closed for a private event

[cryptotheism]

I was too scared to be into makeup during my emo boy days. Now that I'm kind of a girl I understand eyeliner as a type of toy.

[cryptotheism]

Eyeliner exists within this spiritual phylum

[lonos]

When your boss refuses to let you play with toys during work because that’s gay

[lonos]

When your boss makes you play with toys during work because not having trains all over your face makes you a “tyke”

[cryptotheism]

Yeah you went to law school but you have to have to wake up and make a Lego fort every morning or people get mad. And if the fort is damaged you need to have backup legos with you at all times.

[girl-reducer]

Remembered to wash face before ass in the shower award

[glorioustragedykid]

You can bring you straight boyfriend to pride if you answer my riddles three

[rustybottlecap]

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

There is… a lot going on here.