welcome to the party

enjoy

[rednines]

[pocketss]

mmm soob

[daily-spooky]

[modogoblin]

[intelligentdrumandbass-deactiva]

this quarantine got me feeling like luke’s guy walker… trapped on dagobah with that gay little frog, help LOL!

[rahulkoh]

“When you send me for a role and it says ‘South Asian, his name is Raj’ … I say ‘I don’t fucking want it.’ And then the next one comes in and it says it doesn’t have a race. ‘This is John. 30s. Handsome.’ … When it says that, I want that fucking role. So I want to take from the majority. That’s the only time I think about race.” —Rahul Kohli on Blackman Beyond podcast

[whatevergreen]

Please, please take roles from Chris Pratt.

[gingersnapwolves]

petition for Rahul Kohli to replace Chris Pratt in everything

[pemberlaey]

“reader, i married him” my sister in christ he locked his first wife in the attic

[evelina-maar]

Life's too short to have a boring nose

[normal-horoscopes]

Roomate sent me this image of our fridge with the text "Agatha of Sicily"

[irrationalbalids]

Hold on let me Google something

[irrationalbalids]

Yeah this is funny

[cryptotheism]

I want to clarify that those are in fact silicon breast molds and not slices of raw chicken.

[gameraboy2]

Aquaman (1967), "The Onslaught of the Octomen"

[girlbossbabe]

The spambots should take notes from this

[luciality]

hey yeah sorry about your boyfriend. yeah i spun him into yarn, sorry. he was really soft and easy to work with. if you want, i could make him into a sweater? that way you can still wear him. no? ok. sorry.

[nonbinarybeartrade]

sorry your boyfriend was just so sweet and bruised and mushy we made him into a bananas bread

[raiasintended]

mantras for a new generation

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

penguins vs giant petrel

[landcrow]

[mistmantled]

dying because the adele is so much SMALLER than even the baby emperor penguins but no hesitation he’s like, yeah i’m tiny and i WILL fuck you up, so leave these kids alone or else

[iamnotlanuk]

I dunno maybe the horrors would be less daunting if we were holding hands

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

*me reaping* i know i for sure did not sow this much no way all this was me

[whimsigothwitch-deactivated2026]

Bright Yule blessings