dogspeed

fka abbylonian. white transsexual jew in melbourne. she/her, 26. minors don't follow

[soundclown]

[splendidland]

flaming moe's

[mousidy]

if you lose interest in a trans woman when you find out she has a vagina then die

[mousidy]

we're not sex toys we're people 👍

[mousidy]

oh noooo you can't fit her into the "tranny shemale futanari dickgirl" sexual archetype OR the "pure, Natural cis woman crafted by god" sexual archetype? you have to respect her as a person rather than as a sex object? fuuuuck that must be really hard for you I'm sorry

[kaijuyuri]

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid

[kaijuyuri]

my proof

[magicratfingers]

me in my brain me in my selfies

[innerchildabortionclinic]

can i please have that photo of the cat with big eyes in the forest ?

[rioblitzle]

i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven't had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there's somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they're the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they're possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can't tell me that.

on the way home, I encounter someone eating raspberries. I ask and they tell me that they grow their own, they got some seeds from the shop back in The Raspberry Days and kept them. They take me to a field of many beautiful raspberry plants and invite me to pick my own, they're free for all the town to pick whenever they'd like.

someone comes up behind us. It's the shop manager, President of Nintendo Shuntaro Furukawa. he hatefully throws a bob-omb that blows up and kills both of us instantly for stealing 200 trillion dollars worth of potential Raspberry Shop That Doesn't Do Raspberries Anymore profits that they weren't making and then he turns around to the camera with a big thumbs up and says don't do piracy or something ok please

[tlirsgender]

I love when I check my bank account and it just deadnames me and calls me broke

[tlirsgender]

Anyway hello [tumblr] I legiterally have 62 dollars right now if anyone would like to help an unemployed disabled transgender ndn bitch out lmao?

$TLirs or vnmo tlirsgender or check out my itch.io

[tlirsgender]

Hi thank you tumblr I have more than 62 dollars now 💃 really appreciate it I'm just still circulating this post due to the (gestures broadly) unemployed disabled transgender ndn situation lol

[xulme]

Buy my porn/support a sex worker otherwise, plllease + thanks. 💘💞

[blueaubrey]

First time posting my knitting to tumblr. Look at my Bug Son

[blueaubrey]

He's just a baby boy...!

[vampirewillowrosenberg]

Taraaaaaaa my lovely Taraaaa oughhh

[the-staticbender]

[worldscoolest]

Carbon County series by John Sanderson.

[tigressjasper]

image i am in love with

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

lesbian flag colourpicked from this image

[mdni]

gay flag colorpicked from this image

[keezychid]

trans flag colorpicked from this image

[achilleanauthor]

Nonbinary flag colourpicked ffom this image

[35tr314]

agender flag colorpicked from this image

[u-gotta-go-in-the-hole]

ace and aro flags colorpicked from this image

[starlet-girls]

bi flag colorpicked from this image

[lexa-willowisp]

genderfluid flag colorpicked from this image

[the-motan]

aroace flag colourpicked from this image

[nerdstify]

Welsh flag colourpicked from this image

[aromanticofficial]

official shadow the hedgehog post

[terrismycharme]

@mouse-doubleo100

[porcelain-dollbones]

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

[porcelain-dollbones]

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.

[terkaterr]

ah doing ma thing just like god int- (remembers im atheist) just like the universe intend- (remembers i don't believe in determinism) just like noone and nothing intended ever. doin ma thang fucking unpredictable style

[6mayhem]

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

[quinnactually]

that's MS. substance abuser to you

[6mayhem]

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

[nobody-n-particulur]

Help a trans family pay bills

Hey there, I'm chantelle, and like the title says, my family and I need help paying some upcoming bills and getting groceries! Im currently in the negative, so any help at all is deeply appreciated! Please reblog this post, but don't tag it. My links are below <3

CA

PP

Also steve says hi from his windowsill