âNo! My only weakness! Dying!â
âThat doesnât count, right?â
âDo you have any friends? Real ones?â
âOops, that happens sometimes.â
âIâm a squirmy little fella.â
âI like food, I like love, just let me write about it!â
âOh, he gets so cute when heâs thirsty for power.â
âIâve never actually broken any of your stupid laws⌠in front of you.â
âI hate everything youâre saying right now.â
âWeâd be the strongest power couple ever.â
âSelf-doubt is a prison you can never escape from.â
âAnyways, letâs bounce before any more monsters fall in love with me.â
âI am not your cutie pie!â
âNo one wants an un-oiled snake.â
âRemember, never befriend a man in sandals and always measure twice, cut once.â
âBe back by nightfall or risk mortal peril!â
âI know Iâve had enough delight for one day.â
âSorry to break it to you, ___, but no one here is that well-dressed.â
âThis has been a rough day.â
âBig houses always belong to big whack jobs.â
âToday just got good.â
âWizards are just old people with glitter in their pockets.â
âAnyways, your food is gone and we are too.â
âNever trust a man in casual drapery.â
âAll that mean-spirited laughter made me sleepy.â
âI donât like this. I really donât like this.â
âAll your food was so tiny and cute.â
âIf you can think of a better plan Iâd love to hear it.â
âBetrayed by my own cool accessories.â
âI didnât have to be part of this!â
âI⌠donât like this.â
âI think Iâll head home and look at pictures of animals that are still⌠alive.â
âWow, youâre so unnoticeable I almost rolled into you.â
âItâs okay, the thorns only went through a few layers of skin.â
âAlright, into the darkness you go.â
âOh my god, I havenât eaten real food in so long please give me some.â
âYou canât just cut open a human, can you?â
âKeeping junk in my pocket saved my life!â
âAhh, babyâs first wanted poster.â
âEven demons have inner demons.â
âThis is my paying attention face.â
âLook, now weâre boo boo buddies.â
âItâs like a rainbow, but looking at it turns you inside out.â
âI respect your cunning but I also hate you for it.â
âOh, gross. Can I keep that?â
âThis is terrifying, so why do you look so happy?â
âIâm kind of over that nickname, but okay.â
âOh, what lovely thing do we have here? Itâs just so dang shiny, oh my.â
âAnd look, I drew flip book.â
âI will literally do anything to stop this.â
âIf Iâm seen, I could go to jail⌠again.â
âAlright, letâs see this mess.â
âThatâs probably fine.â
âTime to prepare for bloodshed.â
âWelcome down to my level!â
âI know I should be repulsed but that look is fierce.â
âIâm gonna steal everything thatâs not nailed down!â
âI was up all night poison tasting and, for some reason, I donât feel great.â
âI need an extra pair of eyes looking out for pickpockets. And an extra pair of hands in case I want to pickpocket.â
âI got leaves in my pants. And I like it.â
âI was a strange child.â
âYou think this can stop me? I can still bite your ankles.â
âIf youâre gonna eat me, just do it now!â
â___, youâre getting all swoony again.â
âRivals are meant to be annihilated, not befriended.â
âWitches eating babies is so 1693.â
âI thought we were as cool as cucumbers but weâre as sour as pickles.â
âWhoa, I almost passed out.â
âItâs been hours, how can it keep screaming!?â
âSay that again and I steal your tongue.â
âKeep going, this is fun to watch.â
âIsnât that taking it a bit too far?â
âJust go away before things somehow get worse!â
âThis never happened.â
âAnd who doesnât like their name in lights?â
âThatâs the incorrect reaction!â
âI smell an easy mark.â
âItâs like demonic possession with the ones you love.â
âThis is just like my favorite early 2000âs movie!â
âIâm so old⌠and pointy.â
âIâve got some very confusing emotions right now.â
âMy lifeâs not a joke! But yours is!â
âNovelty costumes are where I draw the line.â
âI am not above disrespecting my elders.â
âThis vacation just took an alarming, back-alley turn.â
âGeez, I thought Iâd like being babied. But I feel small and helpless, like some sort of baby.â
âHey, take this, society!â
âI didnât like her telling me what to do before, but now I love it!â
âLetâs go let out some teen angst!â
âThis is how the cool kids ride. Super backwards, on purpose.â
âYour life is pretty terrible. But, hey, itâll probably be over soon.â
âThis is some of my best work, really captures the shame.â
âThatâs sweet, kid. Now letâs never speak of this again.â
âShow, donât tell, man.â
âOh, look what you did. Iâm gonna go rub it in.â
âThat seems like a potential problem to me.â
âYou being the razzle, Iâll bring the dazzle.â
âDo you always have confetti on you orâ?â
âYouâre just gonna be unhelpful, huh?â
âOkay, time to run for no particular reason!â
âOof, Iâve had this nightmare before.â
âLike Iâd actually apologize.â
âI want power, and I want drama.â
âAre you ready to give up?â
âI was afraid, I acted stupid.â
âI just wish you told me the truth.â
âYou know, it didnât taste as bad as I thought I would.â
âImpressive, still alive.â
âThis is a throne worthy of a tyrant!â
âNo, no, keep those sticky hands away.â
âNo one wants to see that.â
âSince when are you into sports?â
âDonât spend all night plotting revenge.â
âOh, this is an interesting development.â
âIâll take that weird grumble as a yes.â
âIâm feeling confident about this plan.â
âTrust must be earned.â
âIf you run, youâll just make it harder for yourself!â
âYour pride has destroyed you.â
âI donât think Iâll ever be clean again.â
âIf you ever want to search for the truth, Iâll help you.â
âAww, thatâs a horrible lie.â
âPartake of my free snack samples!â
âWhy isnât anyone paying attention to me?â
âA, eww. B, Iâm bored. C, I feel like pickpocketing some dork while they browse.â
âI know my good angle.â
âUgh, what are the basement dwellers doing out in natural sunlight?â
âHey, thereâs more to life than shipping.â
â___, I know youâre trying to help, but I think youâre crossing a line.â
âOoh, I love punching.â
âYouâre ominous, and I like it.â
âAnd of course you would be here just to be a nuisance.â
âI wanted to compare sunglasses.â
âFame can really box you in, you know?â
âBesides, if anyoneâs putting you down itâs gonna be me.â
âIf itâs disappointing in any way Iâll spend the rest of my life trashing it.â
âHe scammed us. Can you believe he scammed us?â
âGood entrance. But that outfit? Hah!â
âIâve got a new crush and her name is education!â
âAhh, fresh garbage.â
âI have never seen such an extravagant earring.â
âWow, a surprisingly peaceful domestic moment. When will it be ruined?â
âWeaponizing my pride, well played.â
âSorry, whoeverâs over there!â
âWell, go on. Eat the snow.â
âHuh, itâs no fun if they donât tremble.â
âOh, okay, alright. Yup, an ideaâs happening.â
âShh! I donât need your validation!â
âGet back here before that thing bites you!â
âNo, weâre gonna die.â
âCool. I didnât actually think you could do it.â
âItâs not a secret.â
âAlright, your adorable banter is literally making me sick.â
âBelieve it or not, Iâve seen worse.â
âAww. I wonât be doing that, but thanks.â
âQuitting: itâs like trying, but easier.â
âYou humans are filled with liquids, right?â
âI guess I have always liked pouring things into other things.â
âTime to scrounge through the trash.â
âI ainât no desk jockey.â
âYou donât know diddly dang about squiddly squat!â
âI love secret rooms!â
âYou have an aura of lies.â
âAlso, you can eat trash.â
âDo the right thing, you dingus!â
âIt just goes on like this for an hour.â
âCarnivals bring crowds and crowds bring suckers.â
âWeâve got scams to run.â
âI know poison when I see it.â
âYou canât scam a scammer.â
âYou should really put a lock on your closet.â
âNow this is my kind of weird.â
âThatâs way safer than becoming blood brothers.â
âBeat up the man and steal his things for me.â
âThis mama is ready for trauma.â
âAll right. Approval!â
âCurse these stubby legs!â
âSketchy carnival rides are not to blame this time.â
â___, youâre lucky I canât be mad at your adorable antics.â
âJust when I thought I couldnât respect the law any lessâŚâ
âAww, what a supportive sign.â
âYep, I just counted to one million.â
âLooks like we ruined his life for a second time.â
âIâve always wanted to own a jagged piece of cheap metal.â
âYes! Bread puns, bread puns forever!â
âNow I know what friendship tastes like.â
âI think today is a talons day.â
âItâs fun because itâs stupid.â
âIâll admit, I was adorable.â
âBe careful with my brain.â
âWouldnât you rather talk about it?â
âThatâs my motto after all, âOut of sight, out of mind.ââ
âNo schemes, no plots, no ruses. None.â
âI canât believe I made him cry.â
âAre you solving a crime or about to commit one?â
âSadly this is one problem crime canât solve.â
âIâm supposed to choose someone interesting, accomplished, and noteworthy. People arenât meant to be all those things!â
âYup, her brainâs burned up real good.â
âBe still my fantasy-loving heart.â
âIâm pretty good at getting stuck inside peopleâs heads.â
âHey, I found something magical.â
âIâma put my face in it.â
âItâs like a little doghouse for angels.â
âIf youâre handing out attention, I deserve it.â
âI really messed things up.â
âItâs eggs, itâs full of eggs.â
âNo one turns down an interview with someone this pretty.â
âMe? Avoid? What? No. But letâs skip it.â
âThereâs levels to me, kid. Levels I say!â
âOh, right, I put people in there.â
âIâm gonna hug you so hard youâll never forget me again!â
âI regret teaching you about the internet.â
âAh, a severed hand. Perfect response.â
âHmm, the demon at my shoulder makes a good point.â
âAlways trust a shoulder demon.â
âThe more I look at him, the more uncomfortable I get.â
âMan, youâve got some quick grabbers.â
âI canât wait to get overdressed, take awkward photos, push all the buttons!â
âWeâre gonna turn this bloodbath into a fun bath.â
âDo you think I could pull off red eyeshadow?â
âGirl, you could pull off anything.â
âWeâre style geniuses!â
âOminous footsteps, creepy woods, this is no problem.â
âDang, I look great.â
â___, you always go overboard and I end up bailing you out.â
âNow, whatâs the fun in watching a kid get eaten by a monster if itâs my kid?â
â___, I donât think youâre ready but weâre literally out of time.â
âWhy so twitchy, witchy?â
âTeenagers are brutal. Theyâll boo anyone and that kind of public humiliation will stick with you for life.â
âYou look nice. Strange, but nice.â
âHonestly, Iâm kind of amazed with how fearless you are.â
âYouâve done things I could never do.â
âThing is, youâre sitting in my personal chitchat zone, which means you gotta talk.â
âI am a little weirdo.â
âCheating a isnât anything to brag about.â
âWell, canât reason with crazy!â
âIâve been talking for too long.â
âFeeling sentimental?â
âI donât know much about sports but I do know about sports movies.â
âWhat happens in the montage stays in the montage.â
âNot everything can be solved with a good attitude and a dope movie soundtrack.â
âSorry, I just really love backstories.â
âYou just destroyed your social life.â
âThatâs such a stupid rule!â
âYouâre not gonna show this to anyone, right?â
âI havenât forgotten what you promised me.â
âAhh, youâre a thorn in my side but you always dig your way into my heart.â
âJeez, youâre morbid.â
âAhh, itâs a fate much worse than death if you think about it.â
âPlease donât make me regret taking you here.â
âLove me a properly ventilated castle.â
âI spy with my little eye something coming this way!â
âIâm going away and I donât know if I can come back this time.â
âAnd  ___, thank you, for being in my life.â
âI want her back as much as you do.â
âDonât look at me like that, this is for your own good.â
âAh farts, I got caught.â
âYou understand, donât you?â
âPlease tell me thatâs not as bad as it sounds.â
âTo be great, you have to make sacrifices.â
âAhh, ___, you chose the wrong side.â
âI like your spirit, but try that again and things wonât end well for you.â
âGo on, then. Go be a hero.â
âI may have lost but so have you.â
âI can teach you what I know, and what we donât know we can learn together.â