Just a nerd with a blog

Becca. 23. Female. B.A. in Creative Writing, minor in Studio Art. Currently obtaining M.A. in English. I reblog funny things, anime, facts, cute animals, and memes.

[phantomrose96]

I want all animals to become sapient enough to produce art specifically because I want to see what sort of sex homunculus caricature each species would create if given the ability to draw

[phantomrose96]

Like we've already got the anime waifu with the needle-waist and watermelon-bazonkas and borzoi-legs and bug-eyes. Now show me a fucked-up stupid beetle as drawn by a horny beetle. I want to see what a cartoonishly sexy lion looks like according to lions. I want to see the most ridiculous drawing of a peahen that would have the peacocks squaring up by the fountain.

[phantomrose96]

We give this power to ostriches and they just start drawing people

[floq]

i respect those people who have sideblogs for all their different interests, if you follow me, you’ll just have to accept you’ll be submitted to whatever nonsense i’m into at the moment

[mindflamer]

original by clairetablizo

[sweetmelody-38-deactivated20250]

[floranada-a-sense-of-place]

https://www.instagram.com/the_shopkeepers/

[caesarsniece-blog]

Please to all of you do keep such shops running and alive! 

[huffylemon]

[saturniandragon]

Concept: Skyrim mod that uses an SKSE plugin to link your save file to your Tumblr account so that whenever you receive an ask in your inbox, a courier also walks up to your character in the game to pass you the message in the ask

[browniesnivy]

Harvest Moon 64 Memes

Been playing a lot of Harvest Moon 64 lately.

[not-the-blue]

oh you're in a horror film/book and your phone died/has no bars? how boring. I think phones in horror SHOULD work. they should ding only to have the protagonist check and find nothing. they should get calls from somebody you don't know but is still somehow in your contacts. google maps should lead you to one place, no matter what address you type in.

phones are such a big part of our daily lives, removing them from horror removes the horror from our experience. what if the horror felt like it could happen to you, right here, right now? what if it felt like it was already happening?

[a-book-of-creatures]

When I return a library book, I make sure to walk there holding it in my hands instead of in my bag. This is enrichment before it gets returned to the cold limbo of the stacks

[a-book-of-creatures]

omg I didn’t realize that

[bellamysgriffin]

get to know me meme >> Favorite Male Characters [22/?] Jeff Winger  (Community)

I discovered at a very early age that if I talk long enough, I can make anything right or wrong. So either I’m right or truth is relative. In either case, booyah!

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Kai in the grass with flowers

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Kai in the grass with dog biscuits (flowers)

[pangur-and-grim]

the ‘to be loved is to be changed’ meme, but it’s pangur with her teeth out and her face all gross and old 

[pangur-and-grim]

to be loved is to be changed

[pointnclick]

mel blanc fuckign yelling

[blueboy1299]

[negamewtwo]

Apparently the original “sound booth” was in, like. A shed. And that’s why there’s the echoes

[keeleysjones]

Janine, Ava, and Ava’s surprise bf three four-time NBA champ Andre Iguodala in ABBOTT ELEMENTARY 2.10

[great-tweets]

We just knew.

[awed-frog]

As a reminder, this is what she looks like:

[yougetsomekisses]

[larkiethings]

Also I hope everyone knows that Miette was fostered before she was adopted, and her foster mom loved that little kitten so much and always hoped she'd gone to a good home. this tweet got so popular that she recognized Miette and reached out to her current mom, and was able to share previously unseen baby pictures

[darthmelyanna]

You mean, she saw Miette was kicked like the football and did nothing to help put Mother in jail for a thousand years? I am appalled.

[tigerses]

her!!!

[madeofstarsandfairylights]

Baby Miette!!!

[jaubaius]

Proud catwalk

[documentary-surrealist]

headed home to have my human fry it up for me