Poornima

I whine a lot

[turnon]

every time i see a stingray i’m like fuck that guy…. not after what you did to steve jobs

[turnon]

steve jobs…

[jojimillerbl0g]

[gosh]

[foulserpent]

mike’s hard chamomile tea

[xeppeli]

[nicejewishguy]

is this a threat

[blog-493629846]

You better believe it motherfucker!

[mkinnon]

i mean, there’s typecasting

and then there’s playing a version of cinderella’s stepsister four times

four

separate

productions

[waitinghopingliving]

Here’s a bit of an explanation:

[theforestofthorns]

God I love her.

[darkislovelyyyy]

[lmaonade]

me: *walking*

my cat: i am going to run in front of you. i am going to sprint in front of you so fast mid step and you are going to punt me into the sun

me: okay sir yes sir 

[just-shower-thoughts]

Talking would be a pain in the ass if our teeth were flaccid until we got hungry

[rihannanavyhn]

[aquazone]

[cameled]

this is the concept of social media printed out

[baetology]

You ever watch the way a nigga drive and be turned on?

[scienceshenanigans]

Good afternoon, the academic culture of “if you’re not overworking, you don’t deserve success” is unhealthy.

[gatta-cicova]

[un-rare-deactivated20151106]

hey mom my friends are here, ill be back later

[psyce]

i wish british accents were real and weren’t just invented for the ppcu (peppa pig cinematic universe)

[relishboi]

*sexy lady in a mobile war game* help we are fucking under attack

[tabloidheat101]

[mistakespeare]

[toastbutteregg]

he’s so hot someone hold me