oskar is my middle name

mae oskar [blank], 22, mutuals can autopsy me

[girlnamedbug]

new pinned post since you cant edit reblogs

Mae, 22, ciggerate fan, future muscle mommy

*skateboarding jesus is by @transarsonist

[girlnamedbug]

oh yeah on the bright side, today marks the 1 year anniversary of me working out

[girlnamedbug]

got hit with the good ol' "your sweet but im not ready for a relationship" speech

that was nice while it lasted

[girlnamedbug]

ive been wanting a reason to say

"i'd say 'suck my dick' but i dont give out treats to bad dogs"

for so long now. so im posting it here to get it out of my head

[whalesharkcat]

"yeah I'm doing okay haha, just going through it ^^'" - girl who will burst into tears if you give her a hug

[girlnamedbug]

also i once again woke up at around 1am and only managed to get an extra nap

[girlnamedbug]

ill admit i still use twitter simply because i found niche fetish porn artists that and idk where else to find them

[astriiformes]

The polar opposite of corporate accounts trying to come across as hip and super friendly are the ones for libraries, aquariums, parks systems and the like, that are basically just trying to get people excited about learning and the wonder of history/science by posting things like this:

[mangopatch]

[demonladytakkuri]

You know how much I would lose my mind if I was at an aquarium and turned a corner to see a wild ass heron staring at a fish tank

[dragongirlsnout]

They need to make tiny little shorts that fit properly if you have a dick

[dragongirlsnout]

I love bulge as much as the next woman and no amount of it stopped me from wearing shorts with a 5cm inseam but now that I no longer have a dick shorts I've owned for years are suddenly much more comfortable than I thought possible and this is a travesty

[rosenkranz-does-things]

whatever. go my scullys

[susielesbian]

matching icons

[nvvr]

[boringkate]

You can tell a girl is really cool and tough and badass if she's hugging a stuffed animal. Only the most really badass babes hug stuffed animals.

[girlnamedbug]

lemon cheesecake >:)

[girlnamedbug]

chicken, pasta, veggies

the holy trinity

[girlnamedbug]

just remembered the metal cover of be prepared so guess where ill be for several hours

[k1ru-https]

A place.