Reality is but a Dream

Hi I am Chloe! I am a College Sophomore in the USA. Welcome to my blog where I reblog everything I like. My interests are a wide range so sorry for the mess :)

[girlshrek]

typing through the years

2001: u r a dork

2002: Hold on, I have to refresh. See you in 4 hours. Wait for me.

2003: I just got broadband!! It is this cool thing that lets you use the internet without having to hang up the telephone.

2004: Hello Guys, What Does, OMG Mean??? Please Respond

2005: OMG, did you see that? Totally lame.

2006: Hey do you know what lemon/lime means? How did they make a banner for that? Why is this picture moving?

2007: ~KAWAII~ omg did you get the new shojo beat issue friend-chaan? :3

2008: My LiFe SuCks Do YeW WaNnA gO oN mSn x'D i'm so random POTATO TACO TURTLES :'D

2009: trololololol wtf FAKE. memes are cool

2010: .::w h e n__y o u__f a l l__i n__love::.

2011: All of you are absolute blithering idiots. Why can you not type properly? Are you lazy imbeciles? This isn't 2009. Good day.

2012: OH MY GOD FEELS. THIS. THIS IS PERFECT. OTP. REBLOG OR DIE

2013: u r a dork

2014: BITCH YAAAAS

2015: i am the pepe meme lord

[deadblogdonoteat]

My friend has identical triplet boys and she dressed them up as the boys from Brave.

[disneyprincess10]

I can’t not reblog this again sorry not sorry 

[marsfromstars]

[isaia]

be still my heart

[pettyartist]

[neoputa-deactivated20120528]

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

[girlshrek]

friend: what movies do you recommend?

me: captain america: the winter solider, catws, captain america 2, marvel studios second captain america movie, the oscar nominated film captain america the winter soldier. also pacific rim is pretty fucking great.

[dreams-of-a-disney-wonderland]

Disney Girls Art Nouveau

[silensy]

I want Mulan’s dress.

[toreskin]

dentists office

“your gums are bleeding because you don’t floss. if you did floss, you would have level 7 Enchanted Gums of Power and then they would have been able to repel my attack”

[twisteddoodles]

How to respond to the question ‘Are they twins?’

[tinykriss-deactivated20190730]

manicpixiemommy this made me think of you lol

[raisingwildlings]

ive literally said the different dad thing but like, seriously.

[enbypolice]

Adding from my brother: “You see it too??”

[eatpizzas]

when ur fav is problematic but they’re still ur fav

[voynichs]

ok so there was this collection of harry potter toys that came with little cauldrons and ?? little buckets of slime ??? and  they were based off of all the freaky events in chamber of secrets, like hermione had cat ears and ron had slugs all over him and harry had spiderwebs all over his cloak, and the appeal was just. covering them with slime all the time?

i got so much joy out of this in my youth. i loved submerging the trio in Slime Hell

[voynichs]

DROP SLIME ON FIGURES! AGAIN AND AGAIN!

[sothoros]

[jouskia-deactivated20150706]

is this what responsibilities look like

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

can i just

so bill nighy was wearing a motion capture suit and screaming at johnny depp

and johnny depp had to scream back

without either of them laughing

just imagine that. two grown men, one in pyjamas with balls on his face, and the other in a pirate costume, screaming at the top of their lungs at each other

[barricadefairytales]

acting

[mechinaries]

whatever you say bucky

[hoursago]

i’ve been imagining a dumb self indulgent AU where cas is a barista (´＿｀。)

[edsarmyofswift]

it’s been 364 days and I still can’t believe this is a candid

[somepretty-things]

X

[winterofherdiscontent]

‘Ghostly Miss Ives’, (2015).

A monochromatic colour palette exercise. Portrait of Miss Ives from Penny Dreadful. Traditionally hand drawn & digitally coloured.

Inspirations: Penny Dreadful, Arthur Rackham, Abigail Larson, IrenHorrors, Lemony Snicket’s: A Series of Unfortunate Events …my love for the colour grey

[shards-of-divinity]

You art is so unique and lovely. I think I’ve said that multiple times winterofherdiscontent but omg.

[tarsusingkirk]

[girlshrek]

“triumvirate

in nutrek ongoing

[kingforaking]

I’m doing a social experiment called ‘agreeing with boys when they compliment you’. 

the results: 

[fuckyeahbodypositivity]

perf example of how uncomfortable boys are with women owning their own awesomeness. for many men, beauty, coolness, desirability are gifts they alone can bestow upon women. they get baffled, even aggressive when you show you’ve known you possess those things all along. 

[officialjeffgoldblum]

i love this experiment! 

[daggers-drawn]