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This post just sums everything up to me. “Hey Jews. I heard this statistic. But I’m sure it’s fake. So if you want me to believe you, you better tell me all the horrible things that have happened to you recently.”
When you make the statistic worse.
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A Rugrats Chanukah may have first aired in 1996, but its message has never been truer.✨ Hanukkah begins in 10 days.
"I asked ChatGPT—"
Well I asked GDT (Guillermo del Toro) and he said some of the most casually unhinged shit I've ever heard. it was beautiful and it fixed me.
oh well!
2 new food recalls and they are serious
The U.S. Food & Drug Administration (FDA) has announced a recall of three tomato sauces sold at Big Y and Stop & Shop stores over a possible
Here is every pasta affected.
America is a functional country.....
6 people have died. There have also been 25 hospitalizations and 27 illnesses across 18 US states.
items recalled for being infected with listeria as of 11-04-25:
Albertsons Store-Made Deli Pasta Salads with sell-by dates from September 8, 2025, to October 4, 2025
Giant Eagle Smoked Mozzarella Pasta Salad with expiration dates between September 30, 2025, and October 7, 2025
Home Chef Chicken Fettuccine Alfredo with best by dates on or before June 19, 2025
Kroger Deli Bowtie and Penne Pasta Salads sold between August 29, 202,5 and October 2, 2025
Marketside Grilled Chicken Alfredo with Fettuccine with best by dates before June 2025
Marketside Linguine with Beef Meatballs with best by dates between September 22, 2025, and October 1, 2025
Scott & Jon's Shrimp Scamp with Linguini Bowls with best if used by dates in March 2027
Sprouts Farmers Market Smoked Mozzarella Pasta Salad with use-by dates between October 10, 2025, and October 29, 2025
Trader Joe's Cajun Style Blackened Chicken Breast Fettuccine Alfredo with best by dates between September 20, 2025, and October 10, 2025
Date: 2025
This has been the best day for Napoleon haters since the premiere of Napoleon (2023)
Napoleon's family jewels haven't been seized this quickly since he met Josephine
I love how Leverage is like:
“Elliot, we need you in position we do not have any alternatives.”
“I will, I just- there’s this sad kid, I’ll wrap things up quick-“
“Oh uh. No yeah we’ll work around that take your time we’ll figure something out- alright guys Elliot’s out for the rest of the job.”
listen to jane
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)
holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later
A 2025 update
I love when people are like “I can’t believe you reblogged that despite their user name, icon, bio, and last twenty posts” bc to me my dash is the only part of this website and I’m not slowing down to look at urls you could all be the same person
#spiritual successor is people being like why didnt you read my pinned before you reblogged!!!#dude i am not. i am not vetting every blog#i am here to backread for 45mins and rb 30 posts in a row and disappear#tumblr life
If you’re wondering “Is it seriously Amazon Prime Day again?”, the answer is yes.
Looking back on 2020, I think it's hilarious that Wellerman of all shanties is the one that blew up online. It's not a song about life on the high seas or adventuring
It's the "Where the fuck is my delivery" song
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A screenshot of hashtags. It reads:
#listen the thesis of the song is #shortly the delivery will arrive and we'll have a little treat #and that will have to sustain us until hopefully one day these unending horrors will cease #it was EXACTLY the right song for 2020
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And when a six-foot tall Persian priestess with a fucking GOLD EYE speaks, you know you damn well listen to what she has to say.
LOOK WHO HAS SOMETHING DRAW. IT IS ME, MY GAY BITCHES.
Finally had a tiny break time.
So…. Anyone still up for golden eyed six foot tall priestess??
Oh, you better listen to her!
i’ll listen to her, give her my food, worship her, do her laundry, and generally be extremely gay
Okay but this is so cool.
This is the earliest prosthetic eye ever recorded, and the surgery was a success. It appears that it was held in with thread and was worn regularly, with signs of infection in the eye socket showing that it had possibly been worn too much without cleaning.
The whole eye was not gold, instead mostly being made of bitumen with the golden lines inscribed into it in a pattern that some archeologists suggest may be an imitation of the sun, the 8 radial outward lines being sun rays, to represent light. There are also hints of white pigment on the surface, indicating that once part of the eye may have been mimicking the sclera (white bit of the eye).
Some suggest that her eye elevated her status, and based on the responses of everyone here, that’s easily possible.
Shahr-i Sokhta (sometimes written as Shahr-e Sukhteh), meaning The Burnt City, is the name given to a substantial Bronze Age walled urban se
Bonus, the eye itself (which resided in the left eye socket):
Reblogging this version for the revelation that this ancient priestess prosthetic eye had a golden sun inscribed on it.
I’m not sure if that’s cooler or equally cool as a fully gold eye, but I feel like people need to know! Especially artists because I want to see that illustrated!
What an excellent reminder that disabilities are normal and natural, and disabled people have always existed!
Ok, imagine you're comic accurate Clark Kent and you're a working-class immigrant raised on a farm. You grow up and dedicate your life to helping people while being a total malewife to your Pulitzer prize winner girlfriend. You're despised and targeted by an unethical, megalomaniacal billionaire who thinks his intellect and his power and his wealth entitles him to your inherent abilities and the adoration you've earned through years of nonstop altruism. YOU WERE CREATED BY TWO JEWISH MEN IN THE 1930S
And then people complain about a movie about you being too woke
the r/curatedtumblr -> tumblr migration is so funny to me. it's like going to the zoo and enjoying it so much you climb into the enclosure to live with the monkeys
this reply evokes such an incredible image in the mind’s eye
"Getting into this hobby is actually super cheap and easy!!!! First, start with a section of land and a house that you own and can mess up at your discretion"
The original inspiration for this is that I've looked up a lot of basic woodworking stuff multiple times to try and make better and better tortoise enclosures, and ended up in this trap every time lmao
"It's much cheaper to just buy this size of wood and take it to your table saw" WHAT FUCKING TABLE SAW
the secret is that people who have a garage with a table saw are constantly looking for reasons to justify that use of space and money. so if you find somebody with a table saw and ask if you can use it, you're actually doing them a huge favor by justifying the saw continuing to take up space. "of course I need a table saw. what if somebody needs to upgrade a turtle enclosue."
#1. go to local gay bar 2. find group of 50-60 yr olds. 3. ask if anyone has a table saw 4. watch eyes light up
With this four step plan you get a place to practice woodworking with optional sex with some older men
For anyone wanting it, they can cut your material for you at most Home Depots if you need it
But can I have sex with older men there
I am never leaving this site
Every few months, I peek back in here and it remains unhinged, delightful and deeply caring. Good work, Tumblr. Carry on.
