Her Highness (6): The curtains should be pink and frilly and match all my dresses
Woke Dog (19): Well we could do that but I think what we're going to eat for dinner is more pressing.
Hoodie Cousin (16): idk dude take it easy let's just get takeout
Her Highness (6): ewww yucky everything is yucky
Woke Dog (19): AAAH fuck do we even have the budget for takeout again??
Her Highness (14): Not if you want to afford those curtains and dresses. Let's just skip dinner I hate eating and I'd rather be sickly and Victorian anyways
Youth Choir (15): oh my god oh my god oh my god we're gonna die and starve to death and be in so much trouble
Hoodie Cousin (16): No way we're skipping dinner I'm starving
Woke Dog (19): We're eating dinner! I just need to buy groceries and cook and do dishes and-
Her Highness (4): Dishes are ew grossyucky and I'm not doing them
Hoodie Cousin (16): bro I'll do them can we just eat already
Youth Choir (17): Jesus would want us to do the dishes. Cleanliness is close to godliness
Hoodie Cousin (16): Religion lowk dumb and not real
Her Highness (11): I hate Jesus because he's a boy and I hate men
Woke Dog (19): I don't think you should say that!
Her Highness (18): you literally hate me and want me to die??
Woke Dog (19): literally nobody said that
Her Highness (13): ok well you're homophobic and sexist and racist and also a dog
Hoodie Cousin (16): not to interrupt but when is dinner
Woke Dog (19): holy shit I'm fucking working on it
Youth Choir (19): Hey, calm down, everything is ok. God loves us and forgives us for not doing this perfectly. Just try your best, ok?
Hoodie Cousin (16): yeah, no stress, chill out. Let's go to bed right after we eat
Her Highness (6): NOO AAAA I don't wanna sleep
Hoodie Cousin (16): it's been 3 days since any of us last slept
Youth Choir (15): I mean, it is her house, if she doesn't want to sleep...
Woke Dog (19): it's my house too!!
Her Highness (6): Yeah, but you're a dog.
Woke Dog (19): I can't argue with that...
Hoodie Cousin (16): I mean you could- ...Yeah no whatever. I wanna sleep.
Woke Dog (19): wait wait what about the dishes
Her Highness (14): Don't worry I threw them out so it's not really a problem anymore!
Hoodie Cousin (16): You heard the woman! Bedtime.
Woke Dog (19): wait, wait wait I am not satisfied with this result
Youth Choir (18): See how everything works out in the end? Just as the Lord intended.
Woke Dog (19): fuuuck now I need to order new dishes
Her Highness (11): Yawn as long as the porcelain matches the curtains and dresses I guess
Hoodie Cousin (16): zzzzzzz