[c3po]

*doesnt even do the bare minimum* all in a day’s work

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

what an incredibly valuable addition to my vocabulary

[zackisontumblr]

Please stop posting bullshit..

are you new here?

[obviously-student-deactivated20]

[creamycumshot-deactivated201606]

me: *doesn’t truly understand what i did wrong but i want her to stop yelling at me* i’m sorry

girl: sorry for what

me: 

[onehornywhore]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[pettycentral]

[day-glow]

She needs a raise

[oddsoulchild]

Nah, she NEEDS to beat his ass.

[christopher-bryant]

thats the look of a person ready to ring someones bell

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

It's so fun and cool and sexy to think about how major corporations would completely dissolve like sugar cubes in hot water if we just didn't go to work

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Hoo boy was this a post or what

[dank-wholesome-memes]

[starcades]

i wanna be hugged for like, a week straight

[lilmamabeyellin]

the older i get the more unnecessary it seems to tell people my business

[trapcard]

you know how in some video games you’ll get an animal companion that follows you every where? i thought it was cute until it started happening IRL with this fucking dog. My parent’s dog literally follows me everywhere and when i’m not moving he just sits there and either looks at me or sleeps. i went to take a shower and he fell asleep outside the bathroom door waiting for me. like go the fuck away. go away!! 

[joshpeck]

i have never read anything so ungrateful in my lifetime

[vodka-zamolodchikova]

me: [accidentally closes a chrome window with 50+ tabs]

my laptop, gently weeping: oh my god………… oh ym hgod thank you so much……….. thank y

[jerryterry]

Me, realizing my mistake, reopening Chrome and preparing to mash ctrl+shift+T to bring them all back one by one:

My computer:

[bezosbaldhead-deactivated202007]

my computer watching me click the “Restore” option for all of my tabs after shutting down unnaturally:

[killin-the-machine]

You should all be detained ASAP

[whitepeopletwitter]

[teenscoolest]

[futbolwag]

tumblr is dead but also if i dont reblog pointless images ill die

[matt-t-deactivated20160615]